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| − | "MySpace Haley", a 15-year-old MySpace user named Haley, the victim of spamming due to the immense popularity of her MySpace profile. Her YTMNDs include "Haley Doesn't Change Facial Expressions", and two original songs by DZK (Haley - What's Your Age Again) and "Haley - Her First Train Ride", the latter with quite explicit lyrics which many felt were distasteful. | + | "MySpace Haley", a 15-year-old MySpace user named Haley, the victim of spamming due to the immense popularity of her MySpace profile. Her YTMNDs include "Haley Doesn't Change Facial Expressions", and two original songs by [[DZK]] ("Haley - What's Your Age Again", set to music to the Blink-182 song "What's My Age Again?" |
| + | ) and "Haley - Her First Train Ride", the latter with quite explicit lyrics which many felt were distasteful. | ||
| − | Lyrics to "Haley - What's Your Age Again?" by DKZ: | + | '''Lyrics to "Haley - What's Your Age Again?" by DKZ:''' |
| − | I met a girl on the Internet | + | |
| − | her name was Haley | + | I met a girl on the Internet<br/> |
| − | I said to give me sex | + | her name was Haley<br/> |
| − | she said: “I’m only twelve” | + | I said to give me sex<br/> |
| − | I said that shit is cool | + | she said: “I’m only twelve”<br/> |
| − | I used to be in middle school! | + | I said that shit is cool<br/> |
| − | But then again that was back in ‘93 | + | I used to be in middle school!<br/> |
| − | and now I’m twenty-six I kinda see | + | But then again that was back in ‘93<br/> |
| − | how you and me could be a cronto girl | + | and now I’m twenty-six I kinda see<br/> |
| − | don’t go out and tell the world | + | how you and me could be a cronto girl<br/> |
| − | just try to act your age and then | + | don’t go out and tell the world<br/> |
| − | wait, what’s you’re age again? | + | just try to act your age and then<br/> |
| − | what’s your age again? | + | wait, what’s you’re age again?<br/> |
| − | Later on, I found her fan club, | + | what’s your age again?<br/><br/> |
| − | I joined right up, and then I scanned one | + | Later on, I found her fan club,<br/> |
| − | or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my dick | + | I joined right up, and then I scanned one<br/> |
| − | and then I send em all at once | + | or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my dick<br/> |
| − | And that was about the time her daddy called me up | + | and then I send em all at once<br/><br/> |
| − | and told me he’d rip off my balls and stuff | + | And that was about the time her daddy called me up<br/> |
| − | if I should ever try to touch his girl | + | and told me he’d rip off my balls and stuff<br/> |
| − | I told him that she’s growing up | + | if I should ever try to touch his girl<br/> |
| − | and someone has to show her what | + | I told him that she’s growing up<br/> |
| − | what | + | and someone has to show her what<br/> |
| − | That’s when he hung up. | + | what to suck and fuck<br/> |
| − | Alright so check it out | + | That’s when he hung up.<br/> |
| − | after that phone call i felt a little bad, right | + | Alright so check it out<br/><br/> |
| − | so I was gonna call her house y'know | + | after that phone call i felt a little bad, right<br/> |
| − | and be a little apologetic, so | + | so I was gonna call her house y'know<br/> |
| − | I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like | + | and be a little apologetic, so<br/> |
| − | “This is Hayley” | + | I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like<br/> |
| − | And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like | + | “This is Hayley”<br/> |
| − | “Do a barrel roll!” | + | And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like<br/> |
| − | She's like “what?” | + | “Do a barrel roll!”<br/> |
| − | I'm like “Do a barrel roll!” | + | She's like “what?”<br/> |
| − | She's like “What is a barrel roll? Who is this” | + | I'm like “Do a barrel roll!”<br/> |
| − | I'm like “This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!” | + | She's like “What is a barrel roll? Who is this”<br/> |
| − | She's like “Oh my God, not Brian Peppers! | + | I'm like “This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!”<br/> |
| − | The guy with the big eyes! | + | She's like “Oh my God, not Brian Peppers!<br/> |
| − | He's going to molest me!” | + | The guy with the big eyes!<br/> |
| − | I'm like “That's right, do a barrel roll!” | + | He's going to molest me!”<br/> |
| − | She was all crying and shit, it was bad | + | I'm like “That's right, do a barrel roll!”<br/> |
| − | And that’s about the time she called the police on me | + | She was all crying and shit, it was bad<br/> |
| − | why did she take my shit so seriously | + | And that’s about the time she called the police on me<br/> |
| − | and she still act like she’s in six grade yo | + | why did she take my shit so seriously<br/> |
| − | why cant she grow up a bit | + | and she still act like she’s in six grade yo<br/> |
| − | it's not like I can penetrate | + | why cant she grow up a bit<br/> |
| − | what’s her age again? | + | it's not like I can penetrate<br/> |
| − | wait,what’s her age again? | + | what’s her age again?<br/> |
| − | Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley | + | wait,what’s her age again?<br/><br/> |
| − | open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet | + | Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley<br/> |
| − | I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face | + | open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet<br/> |
| + | I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face<br/> | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:43, April 19, 2012
"MySpace Haley", a 15-year-old MySpace user named Haley, the victim of spamming due to the immense popularity of her MySpace profile. Her YTMNDs include "Haley Doesn't Change Facial Expressions", and two original songs by DZK ("Haley - What's Your Age Again", set to music to the Blink-182 song "What's My Age Again?" ) and "Haley - Her First Train Ride", the latter with quite explicit lyrics which many felt were distasteful.
Lyrics to "Haley - What's Your Age Again?" by DKZ:
I met a girl on the Internet
her name was Haley
I said to give me sex
she said: “I’m only twelve”
I said that shit is cool
I used to be in middle school!
But then again that was back in ‘93
and now I’m twenty-six I kinda see
how you and me could be a cronto girl
don’t go out and tell the world
just try to act your age and then
wait, what’s you’re age again?
what’s your age again?
Later on, I found her fan club,
I joined right up, and then I scanned one
or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my dick
and then I send em all at once
And that was about the time her daddy called me up
and told me he’d rip off my balls and stuff
if I should ever try to touch his girl
I told him that she’s growing up
and someone has to show her what
what to suck and fuck
That’s when he hung up.
Alright so check it out
after that phone call i felt a little bad, right
so I was gonna call her house y'know
and be a little apologetic, so
I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like
“This is Hayley”
And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like
“Do a barrel roll!”
She's like “what?”
I'm like “Do a barrel roll!”
She's like “What is a barrel roll? Who is this”
I'm like “This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!”
She's like “Oh my God, not Brian Peppers!
The guy with the big eyes!
He's going to molest me!”
I'm like “That's right, do a barrel roll!”
She was all crying and shit, it was bad
And that’s about the time she called the police on me
why did she take my shit so seriously
and she still act like she’s in six grade yo
why cant she grow up a bit
it's not like I can penetrate
what’s her age again?
wait,what’s her age again?
Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley
open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet
I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face
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