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This is not a fad yet.  There are not even five YTMNDs with over 15k views. Kill it. [[User:Belgianrofliron|Belgianrofliron]]
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I wish to keep this article  as sort of an "easter egg" of the YTMND Wiki. I don't remember who originally uploaded this, but goddamn is it funny. :D [[User:Fyrestorm|fyrestorm]] 08:36, 21 May 2006 (CDT)
 
I wish to keep this article  as sort of an "easter egg" of the YTMND Wiki. I don't remember who originally uploaded this, but goddamn is it funny. :D [[User:Fyrestorm|fyrestorm]] 08:36, 21 May 2006 (CDT)
  
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Here's some more Zimmerman I found at another site.
 
Here's some more Zimmerman I found at another site.
  
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''HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I WAS HOLDING A MEETING WITH MY COMPANY'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS, EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF DEDICATION, AND QUALITY IN THE SALE OF OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, WHEN I NOTICED ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WAS, IN FACT, A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLOND FEMALE, HER BEAUTY MATCHED ONLY BY HER PROFESSIONAL MANNER AND ABSOLUTELY ELEGANT SUIT. THIS COMBINATION OF STIMULI GAVE MY MONOLITHIC CROTCH CANNON NO CHOICE BUT TO AUGMENT AND OBLITERATE MY PANTS. WITHIN MOMENTS MY MY MEMBER HAD DESOLATED THE BOARD ROOM, THE TABLE HAVING BEEN SMASHED UNDER THE SHEER GIRTH OF MY PELVIC PULVERISER, AND THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS IMPALED ON ITS GARGANTUAN TIP, HAVING THROWN HERSELF IN ITS APOCOLIPTIC PATH OF DESTRUCTION IN AN EFFORT NOT ONLY TO SAVE THE LIVES OF HER COLLEAGUES, BUT TO EXPERIENCE FIRSTHAND THE QUASI-RELIGEOUS EXPERIENCE THAT IS ZIMMER. AS MY TROUSER TRUNCHEON EXPANDED, DEMOLISHING WALLS AND DISPATCHING THE INTERNS WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES RATHER THAN THROW THEMSELVES AT THE MERCY OF MY THROBBING FLESH MISSLE.
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''HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I WAS HOLDING A MEETING WITH MY COMPANY'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS, EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF DEDICATION, AND QUALITY IN THE SALE OF OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, WHEN I NOTICED ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WAS, IN FACT, A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLOND FEMALE, HER BEAUTY MATCHED ONLY BY HER PROFESSIONAL MANNER AND ABSOLUTELY ELEGANT SUIT. THIS COMBINATION OF STIMULI GAVE MY MONOLITHIC CROTCH CANNON NO CHOICE BUT TO AUGMENT AND OBLITERATE MY PANTS... [snip]
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loool _swedishkessler (3:02AM PST - 7/6/06)
  
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MOMENTS LATER MY PHALLUS HAD KNOCKED OUT MANY OF THE BUILDING'S SUPPORT BEAMS AND THE FLOORS OVERHEAD CRASHED DOWN, THE FORCE OF THEIR MOMENTUM CAUSING THE ENTIRE BUILDING ITSELF TO COLLAPSE IN A NIGHTMARISH MANNER NOT UNLIKE A FAMOUS DISASTER FROM A FEW YEARS AGO. RISING FROM THE RUBBLE, WITH THE STUNNING BOARD MEMBER STILL ON THE TIP OF MY GOD-SHLONG CRYING ALOUD FOR MERCY, HER SUIT AS WELL AS MINE UTTERLY RUINED BY THE AFFAIR, AS WELL AS A DOZEN OTHERS STILL CLINGING TO THE SHAFT. i LET OUT A THUNDERING ROAR AND LET SPEW FORTH MY SEED WITH SUCH AWE-INSPIRING FORCE THAT THE LOAD SHATTERED THE SOUND BARRIER, VAPOURIZING MY LUSTY ASSOCIATE, CRUSHING EVERYONE IN SIGHT AND SHATTERING EVERY WINDOW IN A 5-MILE RADIUS. IN THE AFTERMATH, STANDING NAKED AND COVERED IN CEMENT DUST, AND SMILING CONTENTLY AT THE DEMOLISHED, SEMEN-COVERED RUINS BEFORE ME, I SPOTTED A SMALL DOG, STUMBING IN THE DEBRIS, ITS EARS BLEEDING AND GASPING FOR BREATH IN THE HUMID MUSK. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. WITH A LOUD THUD MY ELEPHANTINE MAN-HAMMER HAD CRUSHED THE ANIMAL LIKE A THICK, MEATY FLYSWATTER. I GUARANTEE IT''
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[http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/George_Zimmer_%28copypasta%29#George_Zimmer George Zimmer] copypasta apparently hits 4chan a lot. Nothing remarkable about this one... [[User:Phthoggos|Phthoggos]] 03:17, July 31, 2006 (CDT)
  
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loool _swedishkessler (3:02AM PST - 7/6/06)
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It's starting to become a fad, except the fad is about the actual boring George Zimmer, not his ginormous cock [[User:Marty4286|Marty4286]] 01:50, August 1, 2006 (CDT)
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Someone fix it. [[User:Fyrestorm|-- fyrestorm]] 11:17, July 31, 2006 (CDT)
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Fixed, but I don't like how it looks compared to the text [[User:Marty4286|Marty4286]] 02:05, August 1, 2006 (CDT)
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I'd personally like to replace it with NSFW.png. Honestly, I did not need to see that. The easter-eggness of the whole thing is kind of ruined by the fact that it has a link from [[YTMND Soundtrack]]. I clicked it thinking I could read up on the George Zimmer fad, but instead I was greeted by something much more disturbing.[[User:Qgor|Qgor]] 17:48, August 2, 2006 (CDT)
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:Someone said that Zimmer has became a fad of its own (special thanks to boo-maga), I really want to move this page YTMND namespace and make a article about the fad here, but I know how Fyre feels about this page, and I'm not ready to [[w:Wikipedia:Wheel war|wheel war]] with him about it. --[[User:LBMixPro|LBMixPro]][[User talk:LBMixPro|<sup>&lt;lol, talk page&gt;</sup>]] 00:34, August 3, 2006 (CDT)
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::Seems qgor already made an article for it. I've giving back this article as an easter egg by pointing it out as a small link above the infobox. --[[User:LBMixPro|LBMixPro]][[User talk:LBMixPro|<sup>&lt;lol, talk page&gt;</sup>]] 02:28, August 12, 2006 (CDT)

Latest revision as of 09:52, August 12, 2006

RfD

This is not a fad yet. There are not even five YTMNDs with over 15k views. Kill it. Belgianrofliron

I wish to keep this article as sort of an "easter egg" of the YTMND Wiki. I don't remember who originally uploaded this, but goddamn is it funny. :D fyrestorm 08:36, 21 May 2006 (CDT)

The more I see it, the funnier it gets. ~DiF

I'll never look at a Mens Warehouse commercial the same way again. --LBMixPro<lol, talk page> 00:13, June 14, 2006 (CDT)
its a fad without fad category for now :(

I think...

I'm in love with someone. Probably George Zimmer.

Here's some more Zimmerman I found at another site.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I WAS HOLDING A MEETING WITH MY COMPANY'S BOARD OF DIRECTORS, EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF DEDICATION, AND QUALITY IN THE SALE OF OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, WHEN I NOTICED ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BOARD WAS, IN FACT, A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLOND FEMALE, HER BEAUTY MATCHED ONLY BY HER PROFESSIONAL MANNER AND ABSOLUTELY ELEGANT SUIT. THIS COMBINATION OF STIMULI GAVE MY MONOLITHIC CROTCH CANNON NO CHOICE BUT TO AUGMENT AND OBLITERATE MY PANTS... [snip] loool _swedishkessler (3:02AM PST - 7/6/06)

George Zimmer copypasta apparently hits 4chan a lot. Nothing remarkable about this one... Phthoggos 03:17, July 31, 2006 (CDT)


It's starting to become a fad, except the fad is about the actual boring George Zimmer, not his ginormous cock Marty4286 01:50, August 1, 2006 (CDT)

Image

Someone fix it. -- fyrestorm 11:17, July 31, 2006 (CDT)

Fixed, but I don't like how it looks compared to the text Marty4286 02:05, August 1, 2006 (CDT)

I'd personally like to replace it with NSFW.png. Honestly, I did not need to see that. The easter-eggness of the whole thing is kind of ruined by the fact that it has a link from YTMND Soundtrack. I clicked it thinking I could read up on the George Zimmer fad, but instead I was greeted by something much more disturbing.Qgor 17:48, August 2, 2006 (CDT)

Someone said that Zimmer has became a fad of its own (special thanks to boo-maga), I really want to move this page YTMND namespace and make a article about the fad here, but I know how Fyre feels about this page, and I'm not ready to wheel war with him about it. --LBMixPro<lol, talk page> 00:34, August 3, 2006 (CDT)
Seems qgor already made an article for it. I've giving back this article as an easter egg by pointing it out as a small link above the infobox. --LBMixPro<lol, talk page> 02:28, August 12, 2006 (CDT)
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