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{{YTMNDer Infobox|name=TheCuza
|image=TheCuza_Chicken.jpg
|join date=April 13, 2006
|site average=*****
|vote average=****
|date=August 28, 2006
|site1=pissoff
|Caption1=How to piss off a YTMNDer
|site2=futurelenoptkfgs
|Caption2=PTKFGS: Leno in the Future
|site3=nothorsedick
|Caption3=DON'T Call Him Horsedick!!
|site4=tdvsm
|Caption4=Tenacious D vs Materazzi
|site5=redirection
|Caption5=You Have Misspelled YTMND.com
}}

TheCuza is a 16-year old YTMND user who is not famous at all. He has made no major contributions to the site, lost the redirection contest, got molested by Brian Peppers 3 times on a moving roller coaster (twice more in the car on the way home), and wouldn't sponsor a site if you paid him to do it. He does love chicken though, so he can't be all bad.

== Favourite Fads ==

Listed in no particular order...

* [[NEDM]]
* Alternate universe fads, especially [[PTKFGS]].
* [[Conan is...]] and [[Future Conan]] (Will overthrow Conan and take over the world someday.)
* [[Dew Army]]
* [[Brian Peppers]]
* [[Lex Luthor]] (Saw Superman Returns just for the clip featured in the YTMND.)
* [[Nigga Stole My Bike!]]
* [[Secret Nazi]]

TheCuza likes way more fads than listed above. He's just too lazy to name them all, and that's a good enough reason for him.

== Life Accomplishments ==

* He beat the Gamecube game "Tales of Symphonia" in a week (2 days according to the game clock). He is currently on his second playthrough of the game, and is saving his third playthrough for when he gets a Wii.
* He saw "Snakes on a Plane" on its opening day.
* He now showers regularly.
* He is now hairier than his own father.
* He created this article about himself.
* Also cocks.

== Future Goals ==

* Make a high-rated YTMND that stays on the front page for at least a couple of days.
* Start a fad on YTMND.
* Become a DJ on [[PTKFGS Radio]]. (As soon as he can get it working.)
* Create the PTKFGS Soundtrack.
* Learn to drive.
* Rule the world. (After Conan.)

== Interesting Facts ==

* Regularly uses "also cocks" as a non-sequitur in real life as well as on YTMND.
* Has never set foot in the YTMND Forums
* Wants a red suit.
* Says "lol" in real life more often than on the internet.
* Pronounces "lol" as "lawl", like in boomaga's {{ytmnd|baumanletters|Dramatic Reading}}.
* Really likes chicken, as explained above.