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'''inkdrinker''' is a total faggot cocksucker and YTMND user notorious for his cocksucking and [[downvoter|downvoting]]. cocksucker was a regular cocksucker on the [[forums|YTMND forums]] and was well-known and respected to the other cocksuckers of the forum long before he had achieved fame (or infamy) on YTMND. He briefly had a position as cocksucker in General Discussion. cocksucker is now in semi-retirement, mostly logging on to his account to check private messages and moderate the front page.
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'''inkdrinker''' is a YTMND user notorious for his [[downvoter|downvoting]]. inkdrinker was a regular on the [[forums|YTMND forums]] and was well-known and respected to the other members of the forum long before he had achieved fame (or infamy) on YTMND. He briefly had a position as supermod in General Discussion. inkdrinker is now in semi-retirement, mostly logging on to his account to check private messages and moderate the front page.
 
He claims to have made a 2nd account, as can be seen {{ytmnd|returnofthedownvote|here}}.
 
He claims to have made a 2nd account, as can be seen {{ytmnd|returnofthedownvote|here}}.
 
=Downvoting Controversy=
 
=Downvoting Controversy=
  
cocksucker has a history and reputation of voting [[Image:1 star.gif|*]]<noinclude> on some of YTMND's most popular sites. At any time during his more active period on YTMND, one could expect most sites in the Top 5, Top 15 and Hall of Fame to carry inkdrinker's seal of disapproval, often with a public comment on why he dislikes the site or wishes its creator to die in a fire.
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inkdrinker has a history and reputation of voting [[Image:1 star.gif|*]]<noinclude> on some of YTMND's most popular sites. At any time during his more active period on YTMND, one could expect most sites in the Top 5, Top 15 and Hall of Fame to carry inkdrinker's seal of disapproval, often with a public comment on why he dislikes the site or wishes its creator to die in a fire.
  
cocksucker's downvotes focus mostly on [[fad]] sites, [[conglomerate|conglomerates]] and "[[faggy_short_film|faggy short films]]," a term inkdrinker coined in his Moderator Favorite site "{{ytmnd|picturesoundtext|Remember your Fundamentals}}." This often incurs the anger of site creators who have spent countless hours editing graphics or creating elaborate sound files, as well as fans of these sites.
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inkdrinker's downvotes focus mostly on [[fad]] sites, [[conglomerate|conglomerates]] and "[[faggy_short_film|faggy short films]]," a term inkdrinker coined in his Moderator Favorite site "{{ytmnd|picturesoundtext|Remember your Fundamentals}}." This often incurs the anger of site creators who have spent countless hours editing graphics or creating elaborate sound files, as well as fans of these sites.
  
Despite his cocksucking procedures, he has developed a cocksucker reputation as a cocksucker (albeit extremely critical) voter, and preferable to anonymous downvoters.
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Despite his voting procedures, he has developed a reputation as an honest (albeit extremely critical) voter, and preferable to anonymous downvoters.
  
His cocksucking downvoting antics have become a fad of its own, spawning several popular YTMNDs about rage-downvoting and cocksucker's downvoting shenanigans.
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His downvoting antics have become a fad of its own, spawning several popular YTMNDs about rage-downvoting and inkdrinker's downvoting shenanigans.
  
 
==The Picture/Sound/Text problem==
 
==The Picture/Sound/Text problem==
  
Though the "picture/sound/text" ethic was first described by cocksucker, since his semi-retirement, some YTMNDers have adopted it as gospel, and taken the notion to extremes beyond those suggested by cocksucker himself. Some users have branded any YTMND featuring animation with the "faggy short film" label or bristled at the existence of even the "slideshow" YTMNDs whose existence could be justified as the most efficient way to convey a long, detailed message. cocksucker has little power over these cocksuckers, and there is no evidence to suggest that all of them even known of him. It is, in fact, possible that many of these "Remeber your Fundamental-ists" adopted a militant picture/sound/text position because of the site's position in Moderator Favorites.
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Though the "picture/sound/text" ethic was first described by inkdrinker, since his semi-retirement, some YTMNDers have adopted it as gospel, and taken the notion to extremes beyond those suggested by inkdrinker himself. Some users have branded any YTMND featuring animation with the "faggy short film" label or bristled at the existence of even the "slideshow" YTMNDs whose existence could be justified as the most efficient way to convey a long, detailed message. inkdrinker has little power over these drones, and there is no evidence to suggest that all of them even known of him. It is, in fact, possible that many of these "Remeber your Fundamental-ists" adopted a militant picture/sound/text position because of the site's position in Moderator Favorites.
  
cocksucker himself considers the fundamentals just that, and free game to be ignored by those who have learned the rules of instantaneous, super-contextual multimedia absurdism inside and out.
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inkdrinker himself considers the fundamentals just that, and free game to be ignored by those who have learned the rules of instantaneous, super-contextual multimedia absurdism inside and out.
 
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=Accomplishments=
 
=Accomplishments=
  
*Created the [[Gay Fuel]] fad. Gay Fuel has proven to be one of the longest lasting fads on YTMND.  This fad makes sense, considering his love of cocks.
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*Created the [[Gay Fuel]] fad. Gay Fuel has proven to be one of the longest lasting fads on YTMND.
 
*Created the [[Asiacopter]] fad.
 
*Created the [[Asiacopter]] fad.
 
*Coined [[Glossary_of_YTMND_slang_terms#B|BRB FBI]]
 
*Coined [[Glossary_of_YTMND_slang_terms#B|BRB FBI]]
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*Is, to public knowledge, the first user to be {{y|inkdrinkerfamous|stalked}} because of YTMND.
 
*Is, to public knowledge, the first user to be {{y|inkdrinkerfamous|stalked}} because of YTMND.
  
==The cocksucker Contest==
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==The Inkdrinker Contest==
  
 
Noticing the large number of sites already made about him and desiring a sitewide "event" to shake things up, inkdrinker created the first user-run contest on YTMND. At {{ytmnd|inkdrinkercontest|INKDRINKER MAKES YOU FAMOUS}}, he laid out the rules for the contest:
 
Noticing the large number of sites already made about him and desiring a sitewide "event" to shake things up, inkdrinker created the first user-run contest on YTMND. At {{ytmnd|inkdrinkercontest|INKDRINKER MAKES YOU FAMOUS}}, he laid out the rules for the contest:
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*Sites are judged on a 6-star scale
 
*Sites are judged on a 6-star scale
 
*Sites which include the URL to the contest page receive an extra star. Thus, a site that does not include the URL can score between 1 and 5 stars. Sites with the URL score between 2 and 6.
 
*Sites which include the URL to the contest page receive an extra star. Thus, a site that does not include the URL can score between 1 and 5 stars. Sites with the URL score between 2 and 6.
Up for grabs was a whopping $5 and the right to force cocksucker to make a site for the user. [[User:MasterSitsu|MasterSitsu]] won with his entry {{ytmnd|inkdrinkerabughraib|Inkdrinker: America's Shame}}. Thus far, cocksucker has not made good on the prizes because he's obviously a cocksucker.
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Up for grabs was a whopping $5 and the right to force inkdrinker to make a site for the user. [[User:MasterSitsu|MasterSitsu]] won with his entry {{ytmnd|inkdrinkerabughraib|Inkdrinker: America's Shame}}. Thus far, inkdrinker has not made good on the prizes. He should probably get around to doing that.
 
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= Memorable Facts =
 
= Memorable Facts =
  
''Died in the Marines during August, 2005 of a previously undetected genetic heart defect. He was the first notable YTMND user to die and has only been followed, thus far, by [[Jin]].  Thank god.  What a fucking cocksucker.
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''Died in the Marines during August, 2005 of a previously undetected genetic heart defect. He was the first notable YTMND user to die and has only been followed, thus far, by [[Jin]].
  
 
''Designed the first YTMND shirt which was well-received by forum users and the rare outsiders who got to see it. [[Max]], however, opted for a design that was [[gay]].
 
''Designed the first YTMND shirt which was well-received by forum users and the rare outsiders who got to see it. [[Max]], however, opted for a design that was [[gay]].

Revision as of 14:09, September 29, 2006

inkdrinker
pic
Date of first site
..., created June 18, 2004
Joined:
June, 2004
Avg. site rating: **
Avg. vote rate: *
...as of 7/4/06
Notable Sites:
Other info:

"..." was originally made as "Awkward Pause," and deleted and remade in '05 with a more appropriate domain name.

inkdrinker is a YTMND user notorious for his downvoting. inkdrinker was a regular on the YTMND forums and was well-known and respected to the other members of the forum long before he had achieved fame (or infamy) on YTMND. He briefly had a position as supermod in General Discussion. inkdrinker is now in semi-retirement, mostly logging on to his account to check private messages and moderate the front page. He claims to have made a 2nd account, as can be seen here.

Downvoting Controversy

inkdrinker has a history and reputation of voting * on some of YTMND's most popular sites. At any time during his more active period on YTMND, one could expect most sites in the Top 5, Top 15 and Hall of Fame to carry inkdrinker's seal of disapproval, often with a public comment on why he dislikes the site or wishes its creator to die in a fire.

inkdrinker's downvotes focus mostly on fad sites, conglomerates and "faggy short films," a term inkdrinker coined in his Moderator Favorite site "Remember your Fundamentals." This often incurs the anger of site creators who have spent countless hours editing graphics or creating elaborate sound files, as well as fans of these sites.

Despite his voting procedures, he has developed a reputation as an honest (albeit extremely critical) voter, and preferable to anonymous downvoters.

His downvoting antics have become a fad of its own, spawning several popular YTMNDs about rage-downvoting and inkdrinker's downvoting shenanigans.

The Picture/Sound/Text problem

Though the "picture/sound/text" ethic was first described by inkdrinker, since his semi-retirement, some YTMNDers have adopted it as gospel, and taken the notion to extremes beyond those suggested by inkdrinker himself. Some users have branded any YTMND featuring animation with the "faggy short film" label or bristled at the existence of even the "slideshow" YTMNDs whose existence could be justified as the most efficient way to convey a long, detailed message. inkdrinker has little power over these drones, and there is no evidence to suggest that all of them even known of him. It is, in fact, possible that many of these "Remeber your Fundamental-ists" adopted a militant picture/sound/text position because of the site's position in Moderator Favorites.

inkdrinker himself considers the fundamentals just that, and free game to be ignored by those who have learned the rules of instantaneous, super-contextual multimedia absurdism inside and out.


Accomplishments

The Inkdrinker Contest

Noticing the large number of sites already made about him and desiring a sitewide "event" to shake things up, inkdrinker created the first user-run contest on YTMND. At INKDRINKER MAKES YOU FAMOUS, he laid out the rules for the contest:

  • The site must be about inkdrinker
  • Sites are judged on a 6-star scale
  • Sites which include the URL to the contest page receive an extra star. Thus, a site that does not include the URL can score between 1 and 5 stars. Sites with the URL score between 2 and 6.

Up for grabs was a whopping $5 and the right to force inkdrinker to make a site for the user. MasterSitsu won with his entry Inkdrinker: America's Shame. Thus far, inkdrinker has not made good on the prizes. He should probably get around to doing that.


Memorable Facts

Died in the Marines during August, 2005 of a previously undetected genetic heart defect. He was the first notable YTMND user to die and has only been followed, thus far, by Jin.

Designed the first YTMND shirt which was well-received by forum users and the rare outsiders who got to see it. Max, however, opted for a design that was gay.

inkdrinker has a YTMND profile