| 2019-11-14 15:04:12
|| this userpage is sh*t on so many levels.
|| 30 seconds! Well, actually this user remembered Poland!
|| You're gonna like the way you look. This user guarantees it.
I started out life in YTMND in late 2005, as a hopeless NARV. My sites use to be similar to what you feed to your toilet. I also use to get into lots of bad situations. But later, I started to make better sites and be more smarter. My biggest achievement on YTMND was making LOL/OMG Collision. Here I am today, almost always online and rarely making sites, but still decent sites.
I'm mostly known for being the creator of LOL/OMG Collision where YTMND's Ronald McDonald and PTKFGS' Colonel Sanders cause a second Big Bang (or whatever galactic detonation effect you feel like) after portals to their universes open where they fly out and crash. I know what you're probably going to ask me and the answer is "No". I am not going to ruin the collision with that joke killer you call "YESYES". If you wish to know why, please feel free to leave a message on my talk page or send me a PM and I will proudly answer, but prepare for a big respond.
I like to contribute a lot of comments to Dave C*ckrum. My biggest concern abot the site is to make sure How to prank a Telemarketer will never get more comments than Dave C*ckrum. My biggest contribution was on February 11, 2007 when I spammed the site with 100 comments in just one day. Currently, I am retired. Seeing the ammount of comments it has compared to HTPAT, my work here is done. But I might probably return someday.
Roles I Took on Sites
In conclusion, I would like to say that this f*ggot should be banned, and this user should not.*
*Credit to coolchick1794 for adding this.