Razor Gator

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Razor Gator
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Original YTMND:
[http://razorgator.ytmnd.com Razor Gator! Cleans Disposable Razors
Worthy spinoffs:

Razor Gator is a tool for cleaning disposable razors to extend their usefulness. The product is marketed with an unusually catchy jingle:

Only takes a minute to rejuvenate my razor with my Razor Gator
Razor Gator
Shavin' close and smooth as I reuse my razors usin' Razor Gator
Razor Gator
Rinse, scrape, sweep, it's so neat
Keepin' clean
Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
Razor Gator

The Lyrics for the new Razor Gator Anthem:

Only takes a minute to rejuvenate my razor with my Razor Gator
Razor Gator
Shavin' close and smooth as I reuse my razors usin' Razor Gator
Razor Gator
Rinse, scrape, sweep, it's so neat
Keepin' clean
Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
So when you see the gunk start fallin' (start fallin')
You'll know a tool that found it's callin' (it's callin')
And if you feel the need for shavin' (for shavin')
Remember why those folks are ravin'
People going crazy 'cause it's money that they're savin' with their Razor Gator
Razor Gator
Never any danger when I use an older razor it's my Razor Gator
Razor Gator
Clean Clean Clean! It's a dream, what a team!
Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
Razor Gator
Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
Razor Gator
Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
Razor Gator
Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
Razor Gator

On September 16, 2005, a user named "razorgator" joined YTMND.com and posted a YTMND site, Razor Gator !!! Cleans Disposable Razors!!, depicting the Razor Gator, the URL for Razor Gator's website and playing the Razor Gator jingle. Sponsorship of the site caused it to frequently appear on YTMND's front page, where it attracted attention for its shameless commercialism, infectious song, and the strangeness of the Razor Gator itself. The site is now listed as one of the Moderator Favorites.

The Original Razor Gator theme has since been included in YTMND - The Soundtrack Volume 9.

On the 31st of August, 2006, the User "razorgator" posted a new YTMND containing the infamous Razor Gator in the hands of many of YTMND's favorite fads. the YTMND included the Razor gator theme song to a new Soft Rock tune. The description of the YTMND is a thank you to the YTMND Community for its support: "Razor Gator Anthem: Tribute To YTMND. Razor Gator supports and appreciates the YTMND community. Enjoy the new anthem. Only takes a minute!" The YTMND can be found Here.

How to use a Razor Gator

  1. Before you shave, scan your blade edge for remnants of fossilized razor gunk. Use Razor Gator's teeth to gator off crusty dried gunk on your blade.
  2. Begin your shave. Use Razor Gator's brush to sweep away fresh gunk as it accumulates.
  3. When you're finished shaving, use brush to reclean the razor blade head.
  4. Use Razor Gator tail to dry blade, which will lessen corrosion.[1]

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