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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
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The '''Snape Kills Dumbledore''' fad began sometime in mid-July of 2005.  Around then, the 6th Harry Potter book (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince) was being released and it was mentioned that one of the main characters would not survive.  When it was revealed it was Dumbledore, it quickly spread across the internet.  A video then emerged of a person crashing Harry Potter release parties outside of several bookstores [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6683365866796614979].  The famed dialogue (near the end of the clip) was as follows:
Gotta make you understand
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
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''Driver: "Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore!"''<br>
Never gonna run around and desert you
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''Person waiting outside: NOOOOOOOOOO You Bitch! YOU BITCH!!"''
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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We've known each other for so long
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The fad quickly exploded and showed no signs of stopping.  The dialogue was used for various other sites. Interestingly, there were various varieties of the fad.
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
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Inside we both know what's been going on
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We know the game and we're gonna play it
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And if you ask me how I'm feeling
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== Page 606 Variety ==
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
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The page 606 fad involved altering the page where the spoiler was mentioned (page 606 of HBP).  Various other fads would be shown in the form of the writing seen on page 606.  The music of choice was "Tarzan Boy" from the "[[Gay Fuel]]" fad.  The song is available on Volume 1 of the YTMND Soundtrack.
  
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
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== The spoiler altered in various Media ==
Never gonna run around and desert you
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The spoiler "Snape kills Dumbledore" was also depicted using various TV clips, video game FMVs, movie clips.  For example, the site "{{ytmnd|dumbledoredeathscene|Full Snape kills Dumbledore scene straight from the upcoming Half-Blood Prince movie!}}" showed a photoshopped version of the infamous spoiler scene from Final Fantasy VII with the faces of Snape and Dumbledore photoshopped on the characters.
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
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== One More Time ==
Never gonna run around and desert you
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Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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(Ooh give you up)
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See main article: [[Deathly Hallows Spoilers]]
(Ooh give you up)
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(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
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(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
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We've known each other for so long
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In 2007, as the release of the 7th Harry Potter book approached "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", the spoilers returned. This time, they were leaked on the internet (and YTMND) a few days before the release on July 21st.
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
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Inside we both know what's been going on
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We know the game and we're gonna play it
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
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== Also see ==
Gotta make you understand
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Revision as of 15:43, July 20, 2010

Snape Kills Dumbledore
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Original YTMND:
Potter spoiler bookstore crash
by thegaypope
July 16, 2005
Worthy Spinoffs:
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Came here expecting for some humor? Well, Uncyclopedia has an article about Snape kills Dumbledore.

The Snape Kills Dumbledore fad began sometime in mid-July of 2005. Around then, the 6th Harry Potter book (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince) was being released and it was mentioned that one of the main characters would not survive. When it was revealed it was Dumbledore, it quickly spread across the internet. A video then emerged of a person crashing Harry Potter release parties outside of several bookstores [1]. The famed dialogue (near the end of the clip) was as follows:

Driver: "Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore!"
Person waiting outside: NOOOOOOOOOO You Bitch! YOU BITCH!!"

The fad quickly exploded and showed no signs of stopping. The dialogue was used for various other sites. Interestingly, there were various varieties of the fad.

Page 606 Variety

The page 606 fad involved altering the page where the spoiler was mentioned (page 606 of HBP). Various other fads would be shown in the form of the writing seen on page 606. The music of choice was "Tarzan Boy" from the "Gay Fuel" fad. The song is available on Volume 1 of the YTMND Soundtrack.

The spoiler altered in various Media

The spoiler "Snape kills Dumbledore" was also depicted using various TV clips, video game FMVs, movie clips. For example, the site "Full Snape kills Dumbledore scene straight from the upcoming Half-Blood Prince movie!" showed a photoshopped version of the infamous spoiler scene from Final Fantasy VII with the faces of Snape and Dumbledore photoshopped on the characters.

One More Time

See main article: Deathly Hallows Spoilers

In 2007, as the release of the 7th Harry Potter book approached "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", the spoilers returned. This time, they were leaked on the internet (and YTMND) a few days before the release on July 21st.

Also see