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|originalTitle=Razor Gator! Cleans Disposable Razors!!
 
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|title1=Gandalf Attempts to use a Razor Gator
 
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|title2=Razor Gator: Medieval Style
 
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|title3=Kids go CRAZY for Razor Gator!
 
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|title4=Stan Sells a razor gator To Guybrush (original gif)
 
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|title5=MacGyver invents the Razor Gator.
 
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[[Razor Gator]] is a tool for cleaning disposable razors to extend their usefulness.  The product is marketed with an unusually catchy jingle:
 
  
:Only takes a minute to rejuvenate my razor with my Razor Gator
 
:Razor Gator
 
:Shavin' close and smooth as I reuse my razors usin' Razor Gator
 
:Razor Gator
 
:Rinse, scrape, sweep, it's so neat
 
:Keepin' clean
 
:Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
 
:Razor Gator
 
 
The Lyrics for the new Razor Gator Anthem:
 
 
:Only takes a minute to rejuvenate my razor with my Razor Gator
 
:Razor Gator
 
:Shavin' close and smooth as I reuse my razors usin' Razor Gator
 
:Razor Gator
 
:Rinse, scrape, sweep, it's so neat
 
:Keepin' clean
 
:Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
 
:So when you see the gunk start fallin' (start fallin')
 
:You'll know a tool that found it's callin' (it's callin')
 
:And if you feel the need for shavin' (for shavin')
 
:Remember why those folks are ravin'
 
:People going crazy 'cause it's money that they're savin' with their Razor Gator
 
:Razor Gator
 
:Never any danger when I use an older razor it's my Razor Gator
 
:Razor Gator
 
:Clean Clean Clean! It's a dream, what a team!
 
:Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
 
:Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
 
:Razor Gator
 
:Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
 
:Razor Gator
 
:Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
 
:Razor Gator
 
:Scrape, sweep, wipe, it's all right
 
:Razor Gator
 
 
On September 16, 2005, a user named "razorgator" joined YTMND.com and posted a YTMND site, [http://razorgator.ytmnd.com/ Razor Gator !!! Cleans Disposable Razors!!], depicting the Razor Gator, the URL for Razor Gator's website and playing the Razor Gator jingle.  Sponsorship of the site caused it to frequently appear on YTMND's front page, where it attracted attention for its shameless commercialism, infectious song, and the strangeness of the Razor Gator itself.  The site is now listed as one of the Moderator Favorites.
 
 
The Original Razor Gator theme has since been included in [[YTMND_Soundtrack#Volume 9|YTMND - The Soundtrack Volume 9]].
 
 
On the 31st of August, 2006, the User "razorgator" posted a new YTMND containing the infamous  Razor Gator in the hands of many of YTMND's favorite fads. the YTMND included the Razor gator theme song to a new Soft Rock tune. The description of the YTMND is a thank you to the YTMND Community for its support:
 
"Razor Gator Anthem: Tribute To YTMND. Razor Gator supports and appreciates the YTMND community. Enjoy the new anthem. Only takes a minute!"
 
The YTMND can be found [http://razorgatoranthem.ytmnd.com/ Here].
 
==How to use a Razor Gator==
 
#Before you shave, scan your blade edge for remnants of fossilized razor gunk. Use Razor Gator's teeth to gator off crusty dried gunk on your blade.
 
#Begin your shave. Use Razor Gator's brush to sweep away fresh gunk as it accumulates.
 
#When you're finished shaving, use brush to reclean the razor blade head.
 
#Use Razor Gator tail to dry blade, which will lessen corrosion.[http://www.razor-gator.com/howto.htm]
 
 
== External links ==
 
*[http://razor-gator.com/razorgatorsong.mp3 The Razor Gator Song]
 
*[http://www.razor-gator.com The Official Razor Gator Website]
 
 
== See also ==
 
*[http://www.ytmnd.com/list/?search=razor+gator List of Razor Gator YTMNDs]
 
 
[[Category:Fads]]
 
[[Category:Contests]]
 

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