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Pacard recalls his vacation  
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Epic Pacard is a highly popular fad based on the epic adventures of Patrick Pacard (also called Epic Pacard or John Luke Pacard).

Pacard, not to be confused with the 1990's science fiction character "Jean-Luc Picard", was born in Kingston, Jamaica. Despite Jamaica's widespread poverty, Pacard has emerged as a national hero, and has easily become Jamaica's most well known cultural export.

Many Epic Pacard sites are highly rated and most have been on the top viewed list, possibly, as some suggest, due to YTMND's highly disproportionate Jamaican fanbase.

The End of Epicness?

On June 5, 2007 a jealous Max Goldberg sent a cease & desist order to PACARD (care of blommer). Being the kind diplomat that he is, PACARD decided to take a vacation from YTMND. Will he [HIS EPICNESS] ever return? Short answer: the world may never know. EPIC answer: of course he will!


  • Pacard is the rumored "5th Man" of the Jamaican Bobsled Team.
  • Whatever Pacard touches, he turns EPIC.
  • "Cool Runnings" is Pacard's nickname in bed (given to him by all his colleagues' wives)
  • Pacard is currently the President of Jamaica while Mr. President is on vacation.