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== Cockrum ==
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== Toolrum ==
Most commented on YTMND site of all time. Several users noticed that Dave Cockrum's name was censored to "Dave C*ckrum", while "Fuck" was not filtered. This situation still remains the same to present day. Due to this oddity, the site was spammed constantly for a little over a month until it reached the #1 spot on the most commented of all time. It is also the first YTMND to receive 5,000 comments. Thanks Dave. Dave Cockrum was recently featured in the fad compilation "Caricature YTMND" by [http://ytmnd.com/users/n8dogg n8dogg].
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Most commented on YTMND site of all time. Several users noticed that Dave Cockrum's name was censored to "Dave Toolrum", while "Screw" was not filtered. This situation still remains the same to present day. Due to this oddity, the site was spammed constantly for a little over a month until it reached the #1 spot on the most commented of all time. It is also the first YTMND to receive 5,000 comments. Thanks Dave. Dave Cockrum was recently featured in the fad compilation "Caricature YTMND" by [http://ytmnd.com/users/n8dogg n8dogg].
  
== About Dave Cockrum ==
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== About Dave Toolrum ==
 
Dave Cockrum, born with a deformed (i.e., small) right arm, created Nightcrawler and many other characters for Marvel Comics. He died of complications from diabetes on November 26th, 2006.
 
Dave Cockrum, born with a deformed (i.e., small) right arm, created Nightcrawler and many other characters for Marvel Comics. He died of complications from diabetes on November 26th, 2006.
  
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== Popular Spam Comments ==
 
== Popular Spam Comments ==
* "Image Origin: Dave C*ckrum"
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* "Image Origin: Dave Toolrum"
  
*"Dave C*ckrum was the man who made nightcrawler and help create other
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*"Dave Toolrum was the man who made nightcrawler and help create other
 
characters for marvel he died on november 26th."
 
characters for marvel he died on november 26th."
  
*"Description: Dave C*ckrum"
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*"Description: Dave Toolrum"
  
*"we'll miss him, F*CK ghcghcghc for ruing this."
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*"we'll miss him, SCREW ghcghcghc for ruing this."
  
*"DAVE C*CKRUM"
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*"DAVE TOOLRUM"
  
 
*"spam this site until its most commented on"
 
*"spam this site until its most commented on"
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*"COPYRIGHT © 2000-2006 YTMND INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED."
 
*"COPYRIGHT © 2000-2006 YTMND INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED."
  
*"Dave C*ckrum +my editing"
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*"Dave Toolrum +my editing"
  
 
*"Sean Connery Ringtone Send this ringtone to your phone right
 
*"Sean Connery Ringtone Send this ringtone to your phone right
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wishto be"
 
wishto be"
  
*"Description: Dave C*ckrum was the man"
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*"Description: Dave Screwrum was the man"
  
 
*"Give me three gold plated internets."
 
*"Give me three gold plated internets."
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*"they censored his last name"
 
*"they censored his last name"
  
*"I'M RAY LIOTTA, BITCH!"
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*"I'M RAY LIOTTA, WENCH!"
  
 
*Anything about "pooters" and the (Unless otherwise noted) "diddling" of them
 
*Anything about "pooters" and the (Unless otherwise noted) "diddling" of them
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== May 2007 crash and today==
 
== May 2007 crash and today==
  
On May 19th, 2007, after a total of about 5,671 comments, the Dave Cockrum profile page finally broke, leaving the following error message where the comments would normally appear:
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On May 19th, 2007, after a total of about 5,671 comments, the Dave Toolrum profile page finally broke, leaving the following error message where the comments would normally appear:
  
 
''Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 16777216 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 84 bytes) in /www/htdocs/ytmnd.com/includes/mysqli.result.php on line 69''
 
''Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 16777216 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 84 bytes) in /www/htdocs/ytmnd.com/includes/mysqli.result.php on line 69''

Revision as of 19:12, March 26, 2011

Dave Cockrum
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Original YTMND:
Dave Cockrum
by ubermann
November 29th, 2006
Worthy Spinoffs:

Toolrum

Most commented on YTMND site of all time. Several users noticed that Dave Cockrum's name was censored to "Dave Toolrum", while "Screw" was not filtered. This situation still remains the same to present day. Due to this oddity, the site was spammed constantly for a little over a month until it reached the #1 spot on the most commented of all time. It is also the first YTMND to receive 5,000 comments. Thanks Dave. Dave Cockrum was recently featured in the fad compilation "Caricature YTMND" by n8dogg.

About Dave Toolrum

Dave Cockrum, born with a deformed (i.e., small) right arm, created Nightcrawler and many other characters for Marvel Comics. He died of complications from diabetes on November 26th, 2006.

Main Contributors

The founding 6

These are the users who started the spamming and brought the site nearly to the top before others joined in.

Other big contributors

Popular Spam Comments

  • "Image Origin: Dave Toolrum"
  • "Dave Toolrum was the man who made nightcrawler and help create other

characters for marvel he died on november 26th."

  • "Description: Dave Toolrum"
  • "we'll miss him, SCREW ghcghcghc for ruing this."
  • "DAVE TOOLRUM"
  • "spam this site until its most commented on"
  • "COPYRIGHT © 2000-2006 YTMND INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED."
  • "Dave Toolrum +my editing"
  • "Sean Connery Ringtone Send this ringtone to your phone right

now! RingRingMobile.com"

  • "(4 other user(s) did!)"
  • "thanks dave"
  • "SMALLRIGHTARM"
  • "YEAH IT'S PRETTY NICE OUT HERE. YEP JED. WE GOT ALL THE COMFORTS OF

HOME. WE GOT A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, GREAT VIEW, ONLY THING WE DON'T HAVE IS WOMEN. YEAH LIKE WHAT'S NEW. I'M GETTING TIRED OF STROKING OFF TO THAT PLAYBOY FROM 1982. THAT'S A GOOD ISSUE. AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT."

  • "im not your boy toy, im just a sexy boy"
  • "IT WAS HEATHER CHANDLER WITH THE SHOWER NOZZLE IN THE BATHROOM LOLOLOLOL

GET IT I'M PLAYING CLUE."

  • "MOST COMMENTED EVER PURE IMAGINATION"
  • "i kind of thought that dave brought us into his mind when he created

his character"

  • "Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three. Come with me, and you'll be,

in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. We'll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of my creation. What we'll see will defy explanation. If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world, there's nothing to it. There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free, if you truly wishto be"

  • "Description: Dave Screwrum was the man"
  • "Give me three gold plated internets."
  • "I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY VIEWED THIS YTMND."
  • "Student loans up to $40,000 a year - defer payment until after you

graduate www.theu.com"

  • "why the f*ck does this have 2000 comments"
  • "wanna hear the most annoying sound in the

world? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

  • "IF A DUCK GOES QUACK IN THE

MORNING IT WILL GO MOO IN THE AFTERNOON"

  • "they censored his last name"
  • "I'M RAY LIOTTA, WENCH!"
  • Anything about "pooters" and the (Unless otherwise noted) "diddling" of them

May 2007 crash and today

On May 19th, 2007, after a total of about 5,671 comments, the Dave Toolrum profile page finally broke, leaving the following error message where the comments would normally appear:

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 16777216 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 84 bytes) in /www/htdocs/ytmnd.com/includes/mysqli.result.php on line 69

The comment section is now back up and working properly. Some users experienced similar problems throughout YTMND, so it may have been a site update gone wrong.

Today, Cockrum is uncensored.

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Infatuated with facts? Wikipedia has articles about Dave C*ckrum and Nightcrawler. Go learn something.