George Zimmer

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George Zimmer
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Original YTMND:
I Guarantee It!
by fyrestorm
May 31, 2006
Worthy Spinoffs:
Used Music:
  • Gustavo Santaolalla - The Wings
  • boomaga - Zimmer Guaranteed Booty Music

You're going to like the way you look. I Guarantee it!"

George Zimmer is the founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. He is also the subject a fad on YTMND based on various 4chan copypastas. The first site was created by site mod fyrestorm, showing a very obscene art picture of George Zimmer's cock, accompanied by "The Wings" (Main theme of the movie Brokeback Mountain) by Gustavo Santaolalla. The original site was made in late may, but the fad did not take off until July after a PST-styled site based on his quote was made.

Due to the nature of the original site, many of the Zimmer fad sites have been sexual of nature. The user boomaga made a remix using both Zimmer's quote as well as a quote from porn actor Peter North. Due to the nature of the remix, boomaga only put a short excerpt of the song in as well as a sfw picture. The full uncensored remix can be found on Volume 12 of the YTMND Soundtrack along with the Brokeback Mountain theme.


The Scare of July 24-25th 2006

At midnight of YTMND, Max has made it so every single YTMND sound has the beginning repeating of a song called Suzanne Vaga - Tom's Diner. Many users were surprised at this, suspecting it was eBaum's World or another site that hates YTMND that did it. After a few minutes, all the images were replaced with fyrestorm's George Zimmer YTMNSFW image, the image mirroring back and fourth, and under it was red text saying 'STOP POSTING CRAP PLZ'. This has completely freaked out the YTMND community, as they were creating YTMNDs about the crazed madness. Eventually, everything resumed to normal.

New Layout Prank

On September 24th, 2006, Max posted a fake front page that came up whenever the main YTMND url was accessed. It featured an "MS Paint"-esque rendition of the old front page, likely a satire on its flawed design. This was accompanied by the text "YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS, I GUARANTEE IT" at the bottom, along with a George Zimmer remix of The O'Jays - Love Train from an old site. This briefly respurred interest in the George Zimmer fad.

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