User:Dropkick
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| Join date July 6, 2006 | |
| Birthdate unknown | |
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Not really a YTMND site maker, and more of a Ventite, dropkick has made his noteriaty as having a New York type dialect.
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Birth and Early Life
Dropkick was born on January 17, 1990 in Ottawa, Ontario. He spent the messure of his life in Canada, experiancing life's lessons, and life's pleasures. By the age of 6, dropkick was very heavily interested in games and computers. However, in the summer of 1996, dropkick would move out of Ottawa, and out of Canada. His next stop of living would be in New York City, New York, USA.
Introduction to the Internet
While living in his NYC home in his early pre-teen years, dropkick finally had the internet installed in his apartment. Besides being a shitty modem, it was heaven to dropkick. By the time he was 9, dropkick was fluent in all the different aspects of the internet. Having just discovered Punk this year as well, dropkick created an alias dedicated to his favourite Oi! Punk band, the Dropkick Murphys. Thus, 'dropkick' was born.
Discovery of YTMND
After living in NYC for a short four years, dropkick moved 78 miles north at the age of 10. Upon five years of moving in, a fellow school goer invited dropkick over to his house. He showed him a site called "N*gg* stole my bike". Quietly amused, dropkick searched on the site himself, and visted it frequently, yet never registered as a member. However, in July of 2006, dropkick finally made the step of joining. He also made the step of going onto Vent. Despite being questioned at first by Vent regulars, dropkick now calls it his home, providing a New York style commentary on, well, everything. Is noted as having a New York dialect mainly because he has such an dialect, people comment on him about it.
Participation In Major YTMND Events
Despite having only joined YTMND only in July, dropkick has been around ever since December. He has participated in the (although foolishly) the chat flooding of E-Baums World; the Put Shoe On Head raids; and the google bombing campaign against Scientology.
Discovery Of Shitty YTMND'er Skill
With the creation of "Tony Danza", dropkick realized he was a Jew (which he really is, for real) and sucked at YTMND site making. So, he attempteed to make a parody of Deviation the game, with Cold War Unicorns. Again, mixed results. So, after realizing somewhat effort doesn't pay off, he threw together two sh*tty sites, and called it quits.
Participation In Vent
It should be noted that whilst dropkick has been on Vent for only a good two monthes, already he has homosexual atheists such as Bucketman calling him a Jew and chastising him for not being able to pronounce the divine word 'retard' correctly. However, to his avail, dropkick says 'lol atheism' and wins every arguement.
Also noted, is dropkick's funny commentary and funny antics on vent. Ranging from annoying everyone when he is drunk, reading yiff sex stories to the fellow ventites, or just calling Michael Wolfson a douche-bag, dropkick tries to make everyone's time on vent a tad more enjoyable (except for Michael Wolfson, whom is REALLY a douchebag, and makes dropkick feel sorry to be a fellow Jew).
...also cocks.
