User:Jewson

Michael Wolfson (or MichaelWolfson) is a member of the YTMND community who was banned from the YTMND community by Max on June 24, 2006.

During the short-lived temp forum, Wolfson was seen by many as king of the idiots, especially the old-school posters who had now migrated to XYTMND. A few days before the regular forums were due to go back up, Wolfson was made super moderator by clay, and this sent Mike's ego into orbit. When the database was restored, Mike was shocked to see he didn't have s-mod anymore, and went on a week campaign of complaining, both in IRC and on the forums. Everyone got so sick of his constant crying that he was eventually laughed out of the forums for being a crybaby douche. He took this a lot harder than he should have, and made several ytmnd's about himself and namedrops of people like fyrestorm and clay. he even recorded a rap song about how he's now free of his forums addiction.

The After-Effect

Since he had been run out of YTMND's forums, he decided to try to fit in with XYTMND, who of course rebuffed him because they saw him as everything they hated about the ytmnd forums. Being the attention-starved fool he was, he didn't take the hint and continued to post. He finally left after Introducing... threatened to install a trojan on his computer to warn him. In February of 2006, Fyrestorm bought a Ventrilo server which Michael would visit regularly. Eventually he bought his own ventrilo server to compete against Fyrestorm after being denied mod status, as well as trolling every few weeks and evading IP bans. It eventually led to having his subnet banned.

Safety Not Guaranteed: The Movie

Wolfson also made a film based off of the hit YTMND Safety not guaranteed. Although he directed the film, a group member who worked on the project was supposed to be noted as director, however Michael knew that this would be an unjust move seeing as that he deserved the credit when the other group member did not. The group member decided to tell his father, which led to a lawsuit threat. Michael knew that there was no case there, however to comply with his parents wishes, he removed the film from youtube. In an attempt to seek revenge on the kid, he had a YTMND made which reached top 15, asking other people to reupload the film so that it would remain on youtube, without him being responsible for it.

Other Notes

Before his ban from YTMND, Wolfson was a DJ on YTMND radio. Michael Wolfson likes the cock.

When JoshCube's username was deleted from YTMND, Wolfson took the username and announced it on YTMND.