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matt enjoys eating hamburgers in the morning BUT NMEVER IN THE AFTERNOON.  maybe at night if theres cheese added and its in a swimming pool.  he once threw a caterpiller at a monkey and IT GOT REALLY ANGRY AND TREW IT BACK.  ALL THE MONKEYS SCREAMED.  it was funny because the monkey had a funny hair cut.  this one time this old lady asked him HEY YOU GO ON YTMND DONT YOU? and he replied WELL THAT DEPENDS and she said DEPENDS ON WHAT and he slapped her in the face for no reason.  he has a messed up face because this one time the king of agushiuashgia threw him in the lion pit because he ate the kings television and it cost him i dont know i think 5 bucks.  the lions bit him in the face and he said OW THATS MY FACE STOP BITING MY FACE and the lion said oh ok im sorry.  then he asked the lion why it bit his face and it said ROAR because it doesnt speak english.  

heres a story about him.  NOW I KNOW THIS DOESNT SEEM TRUE BUT IT IS.  in 4215 BC he was a caveman. the other cavemen were like HEY IM BORED WANNA GO INVENT THE WHEEL?  matt said FUCK THAT IM GOING TO BECOME AN ASTRONAUT AND FLY TO PLUJTO, MY FAVORITE PLANET.  and he did.  except when he got there scientists said WHOA WHOA WHOA PLUTO IS NOT A BLANKET and matt becaume really pissed becauswe he flew there for nothing.  well, not nothing, he met some dinosaurs.  THE DINOSAURS BECAME ANGRY AT HIM BECAUSE HE SLEPT WITH hmm i dont know i need to make something up here wwait no i dont because its a true story THE SEXIEST WOMAN ON PLUTO.  the dinosaurs said ROOOOAR DONT HAVE SEX WITH HER YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HER NOW I WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  matt did not want to be eaten by the dinosaur so he invented the scooter and came back to earth.  now he goes on ytmnd and does other SHIT such as play basketball with SHAQ AND WIN.  he also plays basketball with oprah but he doesnt like to because she cheats.  she goes AHHH IM FAT GO EASY ON ME and he does THEN SHE LOSES WEIGHT AND WINS.  when that happens he calls up shaq and together they do a SHAQ ATTAQ on orphrah.  they actually did it while she was recording her television show and they had to cancel it.  google "mattdh12 from ytmnd and shaq do a shaq attaq on oprah and the show gets cancelled" and im sure youll find something.  

WHATS THE DEAL WITH FANNY PACKS>!>  FANNY MEANS ASS.  DO YOU WEAR FANNY PACKS ON YOUR ASS??? NO!!!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD CALL THEM STOMACH PAKCS.