|−|Loves to tuck his dick back for other men. |+|
to for and '. He '. a , and .
|−|Now is an admin in 4chan ventrilo where he screams and whines to Jroach. |+|
|−|He also loves sucking giant floppy big ben dongs. |+|
|−|Life can' t be better for this teenage boy. |+|
sits at home all day. |+|
|−|Well, It couldn' t be sitting since his fat ass lays on his bed all day. |+|
|−|Of course, noone can blame his pathetic ass. |+|
|−|For his parents died in a tragic accident. |+|
|−|This tragic accident consists of.. |+|
|−|Two industrial blenders, 2 liters of melted butter |+|
A hefty amount of tortilla chips. |+|
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|−|How did this happen? |+|
to to his HKK . two the it on his . on and .
|−|Dane cook decide to come over to his house while |+|
|−|our little HKK was asleep. Dane cook slapped down |+|
|−|those two blenders. Decapitating his father first, |+|
|−|Placing it in the blender for lulz and placing it on |+|
|−|crush. You don't need details of his mother, aside that |+|
|−|the only part of her body missing was her vagoo. |+|
|−|From that day on , HKK hated Dane Cook for eating his parents |+|
having some of the most hilarious comedic performances ever. |+|
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, HKK very and . This his ''d . HKK to and . .
|−|Some times, HKK dwells in his room thinking to himself about ways to get attention. |+|
|−|This leads him to think very carefully and precise. |+|
also lead to him tucking his 3 inch penis in between his legs |+|
|−|Singing Goodnight Horses and crying to himself |+|
|−|while remembering Dane Cook devouring his parent' s delicious |+|
|−|patte'd remains with tortilla chips and a side of cola. |+|
|−|As a side note, HKK used to have a 4 inch penis. |+|
|−|Until Dane Cook put him under the knife, |+|
|−|Taking off one inch and using it as a |+|
|−|filling for a spring roll delight. |+|
|−|Which either way made Dane have a nasty tummy ache. |+|
HKK is a mildly insane user who has been around since the beginning of YTMND although didn't decide to register until September 2004. When XYTMND was created HKK posted over there until being banned for disagreeing with JewKiller and Herr Ragnar's methods of running a forum. He then bounced around various places on the internet while making very average YTMND's. Having the social life of a retarded goat, HKK decided to download Vent and join the YTMND Server in August 2006.
One night he decided to tell everyone in Vent to go to his stickam page promising something big would happen. Around thirty people joined the room to see a blank cam. HKK promised something would happen soon. Around two mintues later he turned the camera on only to have it focus on his penis as he blew a load all over his shirt. Various people on Vent went crazy and still bring it up when he's around. This was a once in a lifetime thing he claims and vows to never do it again.
However, there is one thing that HKK does very frequently on stickam and that is to reenact Buffalo Bill's penis tuck dance scene from Silence of The Lambs. This includes using chapstick on his lips uttering the lines "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard." while the song "Goodbye Horses" plays in the background. HKK tends to moonwalk and do the robot while doing this dance. After doing this for the first time ToolOfTheSystem decided to close HKK's cam when ever he pops up in someone's stickam room.