User:Dropkick

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Dropkick
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Join date
July 7, 2006
Birthdate
unknown
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...as of Augest 28, 2006
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Not really a YTMND site maker, and more of a Ventite, dropkick has made his noteriaty as having a New York type dialect.

Jew

Introduction to the Internet

While living in his NYC home in his early pre-teen years, dropkick finally had the internet installed in his apartment. Besides being a shitty modem, it was heaven to dropkick. By the time he was 9, dropkick was fluent in all the different aspects of the internet. Having just discovered Punk this year as well, dropkick created an alias dedicated to his favourite Oi! Punk band, the Dropkick Murphys. Thus, 'dropkick' was born.

Discovery of YTMND

After living in NYC for a short four years, dropkick moved 78 miles north at the age of 10. Upon five years of moving in, a fellow school goer invited dropkick over to his house. He showed him a site called "N*gg* stole my bike". Quietly amused, dropkick searched on the site himself, and visted it frequently, yet never registered as a member. However, in July of 2006, dropkick finally made the step of joining. He also made the step of going onto Vent. Despite being questioned at first by Vent regulars, dropkick now calls it his home, providing a New York style commentary on, well, everything. Is noted as having a New York dialect mainly because he has such an dialect, people comment on him about it.

Participation In Major YTMND Events

Despite having only joined YTMND only in July, dropkick has been around ever since December. He has participated in the (although foolishly) the chat flooding of E-Baums World; the Put Shoe On Head raids; and the google bombing campaign against Scientology.

Discovery Of Shitty YTMND'er Skill

With the creation of "Tony Danza", dropkick realized he was a Jew (which he really is, for real) and sucked at YTMND site making. So, he attempteed to make a parody of Deviation the game, with Cold War Unicorns. Again, mixed results. So, after realizing somewhat effort doesn't pay off, he threw together two sh*tty sites, and called it quits.

Participation In Vent

It should be noted that whilst dropkick has been on Vent for only a good two monthes, already he has homosexual atheists such as Bucketman calling him a Jew and chastising him for not being able to pronounce the divine word 'retard' correctly. However, to his avail, dropkick says 'lol atheism' and wins every arguement.

Also noted, is dropkick's funny commentary and funny antics on vent. Ranging from annoying everyone when he is drunk, reading yiff sex stories to the fellow ventites, or just calling Michael Wolfson a douche-bag, dropkick tries to make everyone's time on vent a tad more enjoyable (except for Michael Wolfson, whom is REALLY a douchebag, and makes dropkick feel sorry to be a fellow Jew).

...also cocks.