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The '''[[w:PlayStation 3|PlayStation 3]]''' has been the inspiration for series of mini-fads. The first PS3 sites were made in mockery of the [[w:Image:PS3 boomerang controller.jpg|"boomerang" controller]] as shown at [[w:E3|E3]] 2005. In 2006 this design was withdrawn, but another wave of sites about the Sony machine appeared. In the summer, the front page was for a short time loaded with sites making fun of Sony Executive [[w:Kaz Hirai|Kaz Hirai]]'s infamous "Riiiiidge Racer" speech and the ridiculous ''[[w:Genji: Days of the Blade|Genji 2]]'' "Giant Enemy Crab" presentation from the Sony press conference at E3.  In recent times, most PS3 sites have been console-war propaganda.
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The '''[[w:PlayStation 3|PlayStation 3]]''' has been the inspiration for series of mini-fads. The first PS3 sites were made in mockery of the [[w:Image:PS3 boomerang controller.jpg|"boomerang" controller]] as shown at [[w:E3|E3]] 2005. In 2006 this design was withdrawn, but another wave of sites about the Sony machine appeared. After E3 of that year, the front page was for a short time loaded with sites making fun of Sony Executive [[w:Kaz Hirai|Kaz Hirai]]'s infamous "Riiiiiiiiiidge Raceerrr!" speech and the ridiculous ''[[w:Genji: Days of the Blade|Genji 2]]'' "Giant Enemy Crab" presentation from the Sony press conference .  In recent times, most PS3 sites have been lame console-war propaganda.
  
==Fad origins==
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==Origin==
 
When the PS3 was first unveiled at E3 2005, it featured a controller with a shape variously described as being like a banana, a boomerang, and a lady's plaything.  Naturally, YTMNDers were quick to capitalize on such comedy gold and a number of sites were made at the expense of this peripheral.  Due to the generally derisive reaction to this controller, the design was withdrawn the following year, leaving the many YTMNDs about it obsolete.
 
When the PS3 was first unveiled at E3 2005, it featured a controller with a shape variously described as being like a banana, a boomerang, and a lady's plaything.  Naturally, YTMNDers were quick to capitalize on such comedy gold and a number of sites were made at the expense of this peripheral.  Due to the generally derisive reaction to this controller, the design was withdrawn the following year, leaving the many YTMNDs about it obsolete.
  
==Mini-fad list==
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It was after Sony's embarrassing E3 2006 [http://www.gameklip.com/v/719/ press briefing] that the fad really took off.  During the conference, Sony had revealed that the console would have an expensive launch price of $599; Kaz Hirai had got completely overexcited by ''[[w:Ridge Racer (arcade game)|Ridge Racer]]'' for the [[PSP]]; and a producer for the game ''Genji 2'' had insisted that ancient Japan had been terrorized by huge malevolent crustaceans. The entire conference was ridiculed by the internet community for both its hypocrisy and hyperbole, and also it's general stupidity.  
The fad can be broken down into various sub-fads:
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*'''Giant Enemy Crab''' (or '''Massive Damage'''); A Sony producer was giving out details regarding their latest action game, ''[[w:Genji: Days of the Blade|Genji 2]]'' (then called ''Genji 2''). He explained that the entire game was based on real events in Japanese history, but the level he played afterwards suggested that, instead, he meant events based on Japanese mythology. Among those features appearing less than historical were real time weapon changing, magical pillar weapons, and the notorious Giant Enemy Crab.
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*'''Ridge Racer'''; During another segment of the conference, Kaz was discussing the game Ridge Racer for the PSP and went haywire, saying "It's Ridge Racer. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAACEERR!".
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*'''599 US Dollars'''; The price tag of the PlayStation 3 as announced by Kaz Hirai himself.
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==Fad components==
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==Fad Structure==
This fad includes, most commonly, these portions of his presentation:
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In general, PlayStation 3 YTMNDs include one or more of the following elements from the 2006 press conference:
*"Genji 2 is an action game which is based on Japanese historyEr... being based on history, the um... stages of the game will also be based on famous battles which took -- actually took place in ancient Japan."
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*"So here's this Giant Enemy Crab, and you attack its weak point for massive damage."
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===599 US Dollars===
*"I'll flip it on its back."
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During his speech, Kaz Hirai announced to the less than enthused audience that the console would have an initial retail price of $599This was far more than expected, and angered many gamers who felt they had been priced out of the market. A number of YTMNDs spawned depicting Kaz declaring that all manner of objects would retail for $599 or generally demanding that sum of money randomly.
*"The team at Game Republic has come back to us with a bunch of great new features for this game. Including such features as real-time weapon change and real-time character change."
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*"Which can only be made possible with the power of the PlayStation 3."
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===Ridge Racer!===
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During another segment of the conference, Kaz was discussing the old game [[W:PlayStation|Playstation]] game ''Ridge Racer'' appearing on the PSP.  Inexplicably, he suddenly went haywire, exclaiming "It's Ridge Racer! RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEERRR!!!" to the excruciating embarrassment of everyone present. Naturally, this quote has been included somewhere in most PlayStation 3 sites.
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===Giant Enemy Crab===
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At one stage of the conference, a Sony producer gave out a presentation for the game ''Genji 2''. During this demonstration he made a complete fool out of himself by first explaining that the entire game was based on Japanese history, before adding "so here's this Giant Enemy Crab".  He then proceeded to flip said crab onto its back and attack its weak point for Massive Damage (it should be pointed out that no historical evidence for such events actually occurring in ancient Japan has ever been brought forward). As if this wasn't ridiculous enough, the producer went on to outline some of the mind-boggling next-gen features his game would include: features such as "real-time weapon change" and "real-time character change", which - of course - "could only be made possible with the power of the PlayStation 3".
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YTMNDs on this subject vary greatly in scope, but usually have some manner of Enemy Crab appearing in unusual places.  Sometimes a Giant Enemy Crab is photoshopped into ancient Japanese tapestries or onto the blackboard in Japanese history classrooms.  There was also a spate of [[Wikipedia Vandalism Fad|vandalism]] on the [[w:main page|Wikipedia]] entry for [[w:crab|crabs]], with people inserting references to certain large, malicious, ancient Japanese varieties.
  
 
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Revision as of 20:24, December 22, 2006

Playstation 3
Preview image
Original YTMND:
Metal Gear Solid Giant Enemy Crab Battle
by xSerothx
May 17, 2006
Worthy Spinoffs:

The PlayStation 3 has been the inspiration for series of mini-fads. The first PS3 sites were made in mockery of the "boomerang" controller as shown at E3 2005. In 2006 this design was withdrawn, but another wave of sites about the Sony machine appeared. After E3 of that year, the front page was for a short time loaded with sites making fun of Sony Executive Kaz Hirai's infamous "Riiiiiiiiiidge Raceerrr!" speech and the ridiculous Genji 2 "Giant Enemy Crab" presentation from the Sony press conference . In recent times, most PS3 sites have been lame console-war propaganda.

Origin

When the PS3 was first unveiled at E3 2005, it featured a controller with a shape variously described as being like a banana, a boomerang, and a lady's plaything. Naturally, YTMNDers were quick to capitalize on such comedy gold and a number of sites were made at the expense of this peripheral. Due to the generally derisive reaction to this controller, the design was withdrawn the following year, leaving the many YTMNDs about it obsolete.

It was after Sony's embarrassing E3 2006 press briefing that the fad really took off. During the conference, Sony had revealed that the console would have an expensive launch price of $599; Kaz Hirai had got completely overexcited by Ridge Racer for the PSP; and a producer for the game Genji 2 had insisted that ancient Japan had been terrorized by huge malevolent crustaceans. The entire conference was ridiculed by the internet community for both its hypocrisy and hyperbole, and also it's general stupidity.

Fad Structure

In general, PlayStation 3 YTMNDs include one or more of the following elements from the 2006 press conference:

599 US Dollars

During his speech, Kaz Hirai announced to the less than enthused audience that the console would have an initial retail price of $599. This was far more than expected, and angered many gamers who felt they had been priced out of the market. A number of YTMNDs spawned depicting Kaz declaring that all manner of objects would retail for $599 or generally demanding that sum of money randomly.

Ridge Racer!

During another segment of the conference, Kaz was discussing the old game Playstation game Ridge Racer appearing on the PSP. Inexplicably, he suddenly went haywire, exclaiming "It's Ridge Racer! RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEERRR!!!" to the excruciating embarrassment of everyone present. Naturally, this quote has been included somewhere in most PlayStation 3 sites.

Giant Enemy Crab

At one stage of the conference, a Sony producer gave out a presentation for the game Genji 2. During this demonstration he made a complete fool out of himself by first explaining that the entire game was based on Japanese history, before adding "so here's this Giant Enemy Crab". He then proceeded to flip said crab onto its back and attack its weak point for Massive Damage (it should be pointed out that no historical evidence for such events actually occurring in ancient Japan has ever been brought forward). As if this wasn't ridiculous enough, the producer went on to outline some of the mind-boggling next-gen features his game would include: features such as "real-time weapon change" and "real-time character change", which - of course - "could only be made possible with the power of the PlayStation 3".

YTMNDs on this subject vary greatly in scope, but usually have some manner of Enemy Crab appearing in unusual places. Sometimes a Giant Enemy Crab is photoshopped into ancient Japanese tapestries or onto the blackboard in Japanese history classrooms. There was also a spate of vandalism on the Wikipedia entry for crabs, with people inserting references to certain large, malicious, ancient Japanese varieties.