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- Sign of a NARV: "(insert anything here) = Insta 1"
NARV is an acronym for New Age Retarded Voter. At the beginning of 2006, YTMND found itself prospering more and more in the public eye, with a number of sites gaining notoriety in the press and blogosphere. With this rise in popularity came an influx of new, inexperienced users. Of these, the stupidest were labeled NARV, first by a discreet group of senior YTMNDers. Although NARV-like behavior has always existed on YTMND, its influence is now much more strongly felt and the term has fallen into increasingly widespread use, to the point where it is frequently misunderstood and/or abused.
NARVs are characterized by a minimal understanding of YTMND history, culture, or the artifacts that define the tone of YTMND, and exhibit no desire to learn them. Some have stated that the primary result of emerging NARVism is the increase of highly-ranked poorly-made sites that would have never reached popularity even in YTMND's recent past. Others cite their influence as a deterioration in the sites overall quality, having to sit through a greater percentage of bad material to find the good. NARVs are not necessarily 'noobs', however generally speaking, NARVs generally have more likely been new or infrequent users of the site.
Many NARVs will vote exclusively or , with uninformed justifications often accompanying either category of vote. NARVs often view the rating system as a way to make people feel better or, more recently, control the rank of YTMNDs on the front page, rather than as a quasi-objective method of ranking YTMNDs. Over time, the term "NARV" has focused more on singling out these split voters rather than creators of bad or recycled material.
Although the name NARV refers to voting, it is not limited to that. NARVs that do create YTMNDs often do so with minimal effort. NARV YTMND creation can be observed when a new original YTMND is posted and within minutes, fad music is added and knock-off Ridin Spinnaz/You Spin Me Right Round, Wonderful Time, Break my Stride, Epic Maneuver or Move Bitch YTMNDs of the same GIF are released.
A similar tactic is often employed utilizing GIFs from long-standing classic YTMNDs and pairing them with unrelated fad music. To make matters worse, these uninspired couplings often fail to utilize Google or YTMND's search feature to verify if their created site has already been issued by another NARV. NARVs often do not cite source material of their creations. Occasionally a NARV may be an unintended Parasite.
As described above, NARVs often create sites for fads that require the most minimal of effort. NARV sites often cluster around a small group of fads which some view as being overdone or having had peaked long ago. Generally it is vague or open-ended fads based on the music selection that are most likely to end up considered NARV fads by the end of their run. (Primary examples include Best Day Ever, Myspace Suicide, and Epic Maneuver).
See Narv Fads for full listing of NARVish fads.
Other types of sites that are considered to be of NARV nature includes:
- Screen shots of news stories with no alterations, notably Dick Cheney's Hunting mishap and Pluto's downgrading from a planet. Conversely, "lol", "pwned", etc. is added in blurry red letters
- Gloating of raids of other websites (this includes "Forum Registration Disabled" sites, which tend to appear after a forum raid)
It should be known that some of these fads will have good sites, and that creation of one isn't an automatic induction into NARVdom, however the majority that are created often lack effort.
Criticisms of NARV as a concept
The concept of NARV-like behavior is in no way new to YTMND. Some have accused those employing the term of elitism, charging that theft of content, unoriginality, and rote reprocessing of existing content is responsible for much of the popularity of many classic YTMNDs and YTMND itself. Some have voiced the opinion that such behaviors were simply more widely tolerated in the past when the site was smaller. This argument follows that nearly all YTMNDs borrow content from other sources, and that many respected YTMNDers meet the criteria put forth in this article, and as such, the criteria simply discriminates against new users. Creative interpretation of old fads remains a respected form of creating new YTMNDs, and some feel that classifying some adherents to this technique NARVs while letting others pass based on subjective criteria unfair. Another argument put forth is that NARVs are a construction of YTMND's current "front page" voting culture, and as such, the lack of a more constructive and creativity-oriented method of evaluating YTMNDs is as equally to blame as the so-called NARVs themselves.
Although NARV-like behavior has been apparent on YTMND, first openly manifesting around such fads as Ualuealuealeuale and Ridin' Spinnaz, NARVs have constituted an increasingly larger proportion of the YTMND user base. NARVs have justified each others' crass stealing of well known humorous images from a small number of websites, be it YTMND (see Parasite), 4chan, b3ta, or SomethingAwful. Due to a proportionally smaller number of users willing to openly downvote or point out site theft for fear of being "e-venged", NARVism has flourished and constitutes a threat to the viability of YTMND. Indeed, the NARV effect is not unique to YTMND. It been observed in other voting-based websites, such as YouTube. In the end, the argument falls back to the point that such behaviour is simply more prevalent. Since the creation of YTMND Spy, users have the ability to see for themselves if only voting 1 or 5 is an overly common practice. Many would make the claim that it is.
Care in use of the term
Recently, some users have begun describing any user they dislike, downvoters, eBaum's World sympathizers, or those who are generally disliked as NARVs. Many use the term simply to describe any user who they feel is ruining the website. Some who originated and helped popularize the term have urged the community to utilize the term only with the utmost discretion, verifying carefully that potential NARVs are evaluated against the criteria listed on this wiki entry. In fact the terms' originators have come to de-emphasize the fad elements and concentrate more on criticisms against split voters. Because of the abuse of the term by a large number of users who just don't get it, many of the originators of the term rarely use it anymore, and have come to live with increased NARV-like behavior as an inevitability on YTMND.
ATTENTION - due to this lists length, future entries should be discussed on the TALK page.
|#||User||NARV level||Crimes Against YTMND|
|01||vex5||Critical||AOTS contest runnerup with stolen material; posts stolen material; resubmits to make top 15, then downvotes all other sites on the up-and-coming list so he can make the top 15.|
|02||FanaticallyInsane666||Stable||Posts stolen material.|
|03||h4x0r||Critical||split voter, questionable taste|
|04||Keyblademaster99||Critical||Downvotes all Classic style YTMNDs, but has yet to make a YTMND.|
|05||BananaClock||Critical||Fond of the "Van Damme dancing" GIF, which has been posted over 100 times before.|
|07||likeakiller||Critical||True NARV, by title definition.|
|08||Tal27||Critical||Split voter, even upvotes sites without sound; e-venges.|
|09||scorpkris||Caution||Puts other GIFs to the new NARV fad music; makes screenshot YTMNDs.|
|10||sboss||Critical||NARV voter; NARV site maker; revenge voter.|
|12||zalbane||Critical||Entirely split voter, WoW YTMNDs.|
|13||Escape||Critical||Split voter, openly downvotes users who are known because they are known (also a qt pie &momthinksimcool's fav ytmnder =)|
|14||SenatorZuul||Stable||Loves all crappy fads; a "bad" upvoter; admits to e-venging.|
|15||Dallin||Critical||It's amazingly obvious.|
|16||nathanfat37||Critical||E-venger; relentless nag; dead fad whore.|
|17||NARV||??????||is this a parody gimmick account or a celebration of NARVdom? stay tuned.|
|18||redhex||Critical||Split voter; relentless nag.|
|19||Lambon||Critical||Split voter; genuine dumbass; loves "fuck you" posts.|
|20||Ziggah||Critical||Picking up on a theme here?|
|21||chimp-toaster||Critical||...because you should.|
|22||rawr||Caution||Homophobic, jingoistic, evenging junior high reject. Can't spell the word "hamster," but loves to insult people anyway.|
|23||yourpenis||Hopeless||A NARV that calls other users NARVs.|
|24||EmoFTW||Critical||Split voter; has never even 3'd or 4'd.|
|25||JazRad||Caution||Split voter; CRAPTMND enjoyer.|
|26||blizzard||Hopeless||Lacks sense of humor; mass downvotes non-WoW sites; posts links to viruses in comment pages.|
|27||st00pid-n00b||Hopeless||Only votes and ; downvotes sites that clearly don't deserve it.|
|28||jimtownresident||Hopeless||Massive split voter; votes on whether or not he likes the movie the GIF is recorded from.|
|29||galaxhood||Hopeless||Big time split voter; upvotes crap and downvotes good sites.|
|30||dunesw64||Caution||General troll; e-venger; split voter.|
|31||SIZK||Stable||Big split voter, but somewhat new user; wait and see.|
|32||spatan117||Caution||Not entirely split voter, but downvotes often (and has the nerve to whine about downvoting).|
|33||falco1234||Critical||Split voter; repetitive "gay" styled comments.|
|34||Kratos222||Caution||Split voter; obsessed with penis pumps and advertising IRC channels that no-one could possibly care less about.|
|35||K7||Hopeless||Split voter; one of the original NARVs; makes alternate accounts (now known as downvoter/attention whore ZEROEVILDARKCOOL).|
|36||koning||Hopeless||Makes screenshot YTMNDs and NARV YTMNDs; split voter.|
|37||lambon||Stable||Split voter; mildly annoying commenter (usually either a "lol" or "fuck you").|
|38||eric5150||Critical||split voter and aware of it, anti-proper citing of image and sound|
|39||heybombguy||Critical||Uses YTMND as an image-hosting site, makes tons of personal YTMNDs, revenge downvoter, has multiple alts for downvoting. All sites are total crap.|
|40||philibuster||Critical||split voter, openly admits to downvoting or upvoting based on who made it (anti-syncan, etc)|
|41||Lillian||Critical||split voter, fave sites are eon8, nip slips, also leaves repetitive attention whore comments|
|42||fetusdoctor||Critical||thousands of votes and still almost completely split voter|
|43||Torchy||Critical||thousands of votes and still almost completely split voter|
|47||whitepower89||Hopeless||Ytmnd abuser, sends angry pm's, split voter, the worst you name it|
|48||TRQ||Hopeless||Almost 100% split voter,e-venger, all sites consist of images stolen from mass media sites|
|49||Patriotic||Critical||Completely split voter|
|50||leetsauce||Critical||Almost completely split voter|
|52||steveyoszaza||Hopeless||split voter, alt account of steveyos666|
|53||AquaX||Hopeless||Split voter, e-venger, belligerent spammer, and an overall asshole. Avoid at all costs.|
|54||Mee||Hopeless||Completely split voter, troll, spams sites for no reason to piss people off, downvotes but hasn't created any sites of his own, posts viruses in private messages.|
|55||MistahKennedy||Hopeless||Split voter, troll|
|56||robo-cock||Critical||100% split voter|
|58||BIGDICK||Critical||Split voter. Currently an account labeled "BIGDICK2" spams the comment section of various sites providing a link to BIGDICK. BIGDICK denies ties to the BIGDICK2 account.|
|59||BIGDICK2||Critical||Split voter. Possibly a troll account posting comments in all caps providing a link to BIGDICK.|
|64||thePlease||Critical||spams sites with same comments, likes to prove that he has an insecure sexuality by suggesting others to engage in homosexual activities and is a major splitvoter. He also loves NEDM and enjoys dudesex.|
|65||goalstie||Critical||has yet to even vote 2 stars, split voter, is likely alt account of kangshoop|
|66||lex||Caution||Split voter. Comment spammer. Wrong.|
|68||tinnbot||Caution||Split voter- votes on Hall of Fame sites and on his friends' sites.|
|69||Riley||Hopeless||Mass split voter, moderate comment spammer|
|70||breckenridge||Hopeless||Supermassive split voter, mass e-venger and is proud of it, keeps posting sites using the same image over and over again|
|71||wanker666||stable||Votes for mostly sites depicting pornography involving woman, attacks other members sometimes.|
|72||macio||Hopeless||slight split voter, revenge downvotes and vandalizes wiki pages when people disagree with him, yet calls other people 'narvs'|
|73||buttlover||Critical||Downvotes any site he can get his hands on and spams the same comment over and over again, does a poor job at insulting people, loves goatse, 5'ves YTMND's featuring sexual material and YTMND's that he agrees with with and he can't make YTMND's.|
|75||thepinkavenger8||Caution||Split voter, Makes comments like 5'd for goatse! and 5's most of notcrazyassfuzz's ytmnds, possibly an alt account. Also a fan of beastialty.|
|76||Cabal8616||Hopeless|| Upvotes stolen content with pride. Votes based on user who made site. Makes all screenshot sites set to fad music.