Moon Man

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Moon Man
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Original YTMND:
moon man sings best song ever  
Worthy spinoffs:

The Moon Man fad is stupid as all hell and was created on May 31st, 2007 by noted child rapist farkle. The original Moon Man site was not funny at all, and every subsequent site has stayed true to that formula. Fortunately, an army of retards has taken over YTMND that faithfully 5's the 700 Moon Man sites created every day, successfully chasing anyone with a sense of humor or artistic ability far, far away from YTMND. This group of utter human failure calls itself the Moon Crew, an organization whose sole mission is to suck dick and ruin a once semi-popular website. They also maintain the official Moon Man Forum, where they trade recipes and lament their micropenises.

As a YTMND fad "character" (such as Batman or Picard), Moon Man was just another crap site pairing an old, overused .gif with an equally overused sound clip. However, as Farkle -- who in his spare time enjoys being defecated on by blood relatives -- and others continued to be utterly unemployable and cursed with miniscule white penises, he was further associated with racism and violence. Currently, Moon Man is depicted as a profane, racist, sexist, homophobic criminal, given to elaborate acts of sexual violence and/or hate crimes. Much of the humor in Moon Man sites is derived from hearing offensive, violent subject matter spoken in Moon Man's deadpan, nonchalant tone of voice ... LOL JK THERE IS NOTHING HUMOROUS ABOUT MOON MAN

On August 21st of 2009, AT&T became aware of the ever increasingly powerful force known as "Moon Man." Thus when the word "moon man" is typed into the TTS demo's box, it results in an automatic error message. Thankfully an intrepid young Moon Crew task force lead by FowderSoap quickly thwarted the evil plan, and discovered a way to bypass the error. FowderSoapReturns then created a new site in order to warn and instruct all those who would seek to aid the Moon Crew's cause. Moon Man Emergency Broadcast There is also an alternative and uncensored demo hosted by Wizzard.

Common traits of farkle and other moon krew members

  • currently without gainful employment
  • at least 75 pounds overweight, usually clinically morbidly obese
  • chronic acne and dermatitis
  • has never seen an adult woman naked in person
  • prone to animal abuse and bedwetting
  • in contrast to their favorite character, are afraid to even make eye contact with a black person, let alone call one a 'n---er' to their face
  • victims of molestation or rape as children

Fad History (all sites not made by farkle are credited with links to the users)

November 24, 2006 - The first site to use the GIF of Mac Tonight is created. Credit goes to


May 31, 2007 - First farkle Moon Man site is created.

June 1, 2007 - First Moon Man site to feature AT&T Labs Text To Speech. This site used the voice AT&T Crystal instead of the standard AT&T Mike voice.

June 2, 2007 First Moon Man site to feature AT&T Mike.

June 2, 2007 - First Moon Man site NOT made by farkle (technically the MurdarMachene one is the first non-

farkle Moon Man site but he wasn't known as Moon Man then). Credit goes to filibuster.

June 20, 2007 - First Moon Man site to feature the now legendary "KKK" chant.

July 25, 2007 - First Moon Man spinoff created, mixing Moon Man with the "Bomb In The Lasagna" fad. Credit

goes to peesauce.

September 3, 2007 - First major Moon Man song created, featuring Moon Man rapping to the Lil Scrappy song

"Money In The Bank." This song was inspired by the original song, in which Lil Scrappy says "Okay-kay-kay!" Credit goes to


September 11, 2007 - A rarely used Moon Man GIF was used for this site, featuring Moon Man playing

the Saxophone. This GIF was borrowed by user WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW for a shortly lived spin-off on the Moon Man


December 17, 2007 - Peanut Butter Moon Man dancing banana GIF is created. Credit goes to


March 19, 2008 - Spinoff Moon Man fad created with "KKK" replaced by other phrases with "K" in it.

Credit goes to Mordrach.

May 14, 2008 - Moon Man gets mad because somebody deleted this Wiki that I spent many hours making, and now I

have to make it again so thanks a lot jerkwads. Credit goes to Goneja for caring.

May 28, 2008 - Spinoff fad featuring Audrina Patridge from The Hills talking with AT&T Crystal's voice.

She also chants "KKK!" at the end, however she reveals that it stands for "Kute Kittie Kat" in a later site. Credit goes to


July 16, 2008 - new image and site for Moon Man is created by SantabotAI

August 22nd, 2008 - New Mooniverse character is introduced, Reinhard Moonstag. This character is voiced by AT&T Reiner, and is also known as the "German Moon Man" Credit goes to Moon Crew member FowderSoap.

September 14th, 2008 - Spinoff phone-drama series is created. English MoonMan, Sunman and Moon Bitch become new staple characters to the fad. As well as the new catchphrase "I'm the Fucking Moon Man!". Credit goes to umfuldreturns.

January 16, 2009 - The Moon Man GIF is used for a momentous 1000th time. Credit, of course, goes to farkle

March 12, 2009 - Moon Man: Origins is created, which is somewhat of a prologue, telling the story of how Moon Man came to be who he is today. The story is told in a 5-part series. And as it is a manifestation of only JamesChicks's Mooniverse, it is classified as non-canon. Credit goes to JamesChicks

March 17, 2009 - farkle's account is banned after making this site, shortly after max declared all Moon Man sites containing offensive language must be marked NSFW. farkle quickly made a new account, farkkkle, as well as a new site.

March 19, 2009 - Many users involved in the Moon Man fad are banned, including FowderSoap, PancakeLizard, ExxonMobil, heykidsitsmoonman, and anyone associated with the account MoonCrew. JamesChicks makes a site announcing he will take a break from Moon Man sites for now.

(Shortly After) - Soon after the Great Banning, the Moon Crew reemerged stronger than ever. The founders who were banned created new accounts such as farkkkle and FowderSoapReturns (an homage to UmfuldReturns). With a rise in the number of members, the Moon Crew continued about its business (of destroying YTMND), and even fostered a number of new "Up and Coming" sites.

August 21, 2009 - The world famous Moon Man GIF image is used for an incredible 2000th time. Credit goes to FowderSoapReturns

November 4, 2009 - Moon Man is re-imagined in an all new story canon which depicts him walking amongst us all on Earth under the name "Real Life Moon Man" where he takes photos of himself interacting with the people he meets and then uploading them to YTMND with his own commentary for each photo. Credit goes to TheREALAmerica

January 11, 2010 - A new character is introduced into the Moon Man mythos: Goofy Clown Face, a homosexual/pedophiliac man who served time in jail for crimes unknown. Goofy Clown Face is voiced by Cepstral's "Duchess": He was created by TheREALAmerica.

January 15, 2010 - $200.01 went to sponsoring a Moon Man site entitled "Moon man stabs you in the asshole", created by farkkkle. It was sponsored by xithix. xithix said that it was a "culmination sponsoring for farkkkle and Moon Man's tireless efforts."

February 21, 2010 - farkkkle creates his "sorta" 1000th site.

September 16, 2010 - farkkle unleashes unholy hell when he spams ytmnd with dozens of Moon Man sites featuring a clip of Soundgarden's "Spoonman"

October 5, 2010 - farkkle unleashes more unholy hell when he once again spams ytmnd with dozens of Moon Man sites featuring the same clip of Soundgarden's "Spoonman"