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"MySpace Haley", a 15-year-old MySpace user named Haley, the victim of spamming due to the immense popularity of her MySpace profile. Her YTMNDs include "Haley Doesn't Change Facial Expressions", and two original songs by DZK (Haley - What's Your Age Again) and "Haley - Her First Train Ride", the latter with quite explicit lyrics which many felt were distasteful.
 
"MySpace Haley", a 15-year-old MySpace user named Haley, the victim of spamming due to the immense popularity of her MySpace profile. Her YTMNDs include "Haley Doesn't Change Facial Expressions", and two original songs by DZK (Haley - What's Your Age Again) and "Haley - Her First Train Ride", the latter with quite explicit lyrics which many felt were distasteful.
  
Lyrics to "Haley - What's Your Age Again?" by DKZ:
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'''Lyrics to "Haley - What's Your Age Again?" by DKZ:'''
I met a girl on the Internet
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her name was Haley
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I said to give me sex
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I met a girl on the Internet<br/>
she said: “I’m only twelve”
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her name was Haley<br/>
I said that shit is cool
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I said to give me sex<br/>
I used to be in middle school!
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she said: “I’m only twelve”<br/>
But then again that was back in ‘93
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I said that shit is cool<br/>
and now I’m twenty-six I kinda see
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I used to be in middle school!<br/>
how you and me could be a cronto girl
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But then again that was back in ‘93<br/>
don’t go out and tell the world
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and now I’m twenty-six I kinda see<br/>
just try to act your age and then
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how you and me could be a cronto girl<br/>
wait, what’s you’re age again?
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don’t go out and tell the world<br/>
what’s your age again?
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just try to act your age and then<br/>
Later on, I found her fan club,
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wait, what’s you’re age again?<br/>
I joined right up, and then I scanned one
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what’s your age again?<br/><br/>
or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my dick
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Later on, I found her fan club,<br/>
and then I send em all at once
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I joined right up, and then I scanned one<br/>
And that was about the time her daddy called me up
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or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my dick<br/>
and told me he’d rip off my balls and stuff
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and then I send em all at once<br/><br/>
if I should ever try to touch his girl
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And that was about the time her daddy called me up<br/>
I told him that she’s growing up
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and told me he’d rip off my balls and stuff<br/>
and someone has to show her what
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if I should ever try to touch his girl<br/>
what's-a sucking cock
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I told him that she’s growing up<br/>
That’s when he hung up.
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and someone has to show her what<br/>
Alright so check it out
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what's-a sucking cock<br/>
after that phone call i felt a little bad, right
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That’s when he hung up.<br/>
so I was gonna call her house y'know
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Alright so check it out<br/><br/>
and be a little apologetic, so
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after that phone call i felt a little bad, right<br/>
I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like
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so I was gonna call her house y'know<br/>
“This is Hayley”
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and be a little apologetic, so<br/>
And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like
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I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like<br/>
“Do a barrel roll!”
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“This is Hayley”<br/>
She's like “what?”
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And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like<br/>
I'm like “Do a barrel roll!”
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“Do a barrel roll!”<br/>
She's like “What is a barrel roll? Who is this”
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She's like “what?”<br/>
I'm like “This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!”
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I'm like “Do a barrel roll!”<br/>
She's like “Oh my God, not Brian Peppers!
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She's like “What is a barrel roll? Who is this”<br/>
The guy with the big eyes!
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I'm like “This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!”<br/>
He's going to molest me!”
+
She's like “Oh my God, not Brian Peppers!<br/>
I'm like “That's right, do a barrel roll!”
+
The guy with the big eyes!<br/>
She was all crying and shit, it was bad
+
He's going to molest me!”<br/>
And that’s about the time she called the police on me
+
I'm like “That's right, do a barrel roll!”<br/>
why did she take my shit so seriously
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She was all crying and shit, it was bad<br/>
and she still act like she’s in six grade yo
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And that’s about the time she called the police on me<br/>
why cant she grow up a bit
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why did she take my shit so seriously<br/>
it's not like I can penetrate
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and she still act like she’s in six grade yo<br/>
what’s her age again?
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why cant she grow up a bit<br/>
wait,what’s her age again?
+
it's not like I can penetrate<br/>
Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley
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what’s her age again?<br/>
open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet
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wait,what’s her age again?<br/><br/>
I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face
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Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley<br/>
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open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet<br/>
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I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face<br/>
  
 
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Revision as of 19:48, November 6, 2006

"MySpace Haley", a 15-year-old MySpace user named Haley, the victim of spamming due to the immense popularity of her MySpace profile. Her YTMNDs include "Haley Doesn't Change Facial Expressions", and two original songs by DZK (Haley - What's Your Age Again) and "Haley - Her First Train Ride", the latter with quite explicit lyrics which many felt were distasteful.

Lyrics to "Haley - What's Your Age Again?" by DKZ:


I met a girl on the Internet
her name was Haley
I said to give me sex
she said: “I’m only twelve”
I said that shit is cool
I used to be in middle school!
But then again that was back in ‘93
and now I’m twenty-six I kinda see
how you and me could be a cronto girl
don’t go out and tell the world
just try to act your age and then
wait, what’s you’re age again?
what’s your age again?

Later on, I found her fan club,
I joined right up, and then I scanned one
or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my dick
and then I send em all at once

And that was about the time her daddy called me up
and told me he’d rip off my balls and stuff
if I should ever try to touch his girl
I told him that she’s growing up
and someone has to show her what
what's-a sucking cock
That’s when he hung up.
Alright so check it out

after that phone call i felt a little bad, right
so I was gonna call her house y'know
and be a little apologetic, so
I call up, she picks up the phone and she's like
“This is Hayley”
And I'm like, something snapped in me, I'm like
“Do a barrel roll!”
She's like “what?”
I'm like “Do a barrel roll!”
She's like “What is a barrel roll? Who is this”
I'm like “This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!”
She's like “Oh my God, not Brian Peppers!
The guy with the big eyes!
He's going to molest me!”
I'm like “That's right, do a barrel roll!”
She was all crying and shit, it was bad
And that’s about the time she called the police on me
why did she take my shit so seriously
and she still act like she’s in six grade yo
why cant she grow up a bit
it's not like I can penetrate
what’s her age again?
wait,what’s her age again?

Hayley, Hayley, Hayley, o Hayley, Hayley, Hayley
open your eyes I wanna skeet skeet skeet
I wanna skeet skeet skeet on your face


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