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We're no strangers to love
|img=Orighors.jpg
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You know the rules and so do I
|original=horsewarz|originalTitle=HORSE WARZ!!!
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A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
|orcreator=fearcondom
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You wouldn't get this from any other guy
|ordatecat=March 2009|ordate=March 1st, 2009
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|spinoff1=horswarz
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|title1=HORSWARZ: Cabbage Apocalypse
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|spinoff2=cabbagepatches
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|title2=HORSWARZ: Punch the Cabbage
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|spinoff3=retalliation
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|title3=HORSWARZ: Dark Future
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|spinoff4=indoctrination
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|title4=HORSWARZ: counterintelligence
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}}
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'''HORSWARZ''' is a fad based upon a fiction war between the '''H'''orses '''o'''f '''E'''arth and '''C'''abbage '''U'''nified '''N'''efarious '''T'''yrants, that has been waged for 6000 years, and will be waged for another 2000.  Typical HORSWARZ sites include animations depicting the struggle between the HoE's and CUNT's, with heavy metal music playing in the background.  {{ytmnduser|fearcondom}} is credited with the creation of this fad. However, {{ytmnduser|doctorhamgasm}} was in the epic Gabbly meeting when HORSWARZ was conceived, and is credited with developing the concepts of HORSWARZ.  It was doctorhamgasm who was the one to suggested to fearcondom that the horses' nemeses should be cabbage.
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==History==
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
HORSWARS started as an obscure joke amongst the [http://wiki.ytmnd.com/The_Gabbly_Gang/ Gabbly Gang], and YTMND user {{ytmnduser|fearcondom}} took the joke to a whole new level by creating a joke site [http://horsewarz.ytmnd.com/] which, of course, received high ratings due to the power of the Gabbers.  The HORSWARZ site [http://horswarz.ytmnd.com/], also by fearcondom, showcased a "less-poorly-animated" battle between the opposing forces.  This site was the first to make use of heavy metal music as the sound.  The third HORSWARZ site was an attempt by fearcondom to abruptly kill the fad, which was effective only for a short while.
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Gotta make you understand
  
On March 16th, 2009, {{ytmnduser|PoHandle}} created a HORSWARZ site [http://hoarzwarz.ytmnd.com] that was so epic, it inspired fearcondom to continue work on the fad.  fearcondom responded to this site a day later with [http://indoctrination.ytmnd.com/ this site].  Shortly after, {{ytmnduser|BoredJedi}} and {{ytmnduser|Sodomeister}} joined in on the fad by creating their own HORSWARZ sites.
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
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Never gonna run around and desert you
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Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
  
==War Logs==
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We've known each other for so long
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Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
*250 BH (Before Hors) - Cabbages arrive on Earth; begin soaking nutrients from soil.
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Inside we both know what's been going on
*180 BH - Primitive tribes of Equestrian-like creatures begin to feast on fields of Cabbage; Cabbages are outraged.
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We know the game and we're gonna play it
*22 BH - First Hors born, designated "Equestrius" by future scholars; Parents killed by Cabbages in a raid on their tribe.
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*10 BH - Cabbages begin flocking to Earth when their home planet, Cabbagepatch, runs dry of natural resources; Cabbages begin to enslave Hors's.
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*0 (Year Zero) - On Horsuary 1st, Equestrius kills two Cabbage while trying to defend a young Hors; Equestrius is imprisoned and to be sentenced to death.  Hours after the incarceration of Equestrius, the rebellion begins.  Hors's raid the prison and free Equestrius.  Equestrius is declared the leader/messiah of all the world's Hors's.
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*2 AH (After Hors) - Brassica, ruler of all Cabbage, declares all-out war on the Hors's of Earth; a massive military invasion begins.
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*~5 AH - Despite taking heavy losses in the war, Hors's begin to develop their own technologically advanced (compared to sticks and stones) weapons, based upon the technology of the weapons stolen from Cabbage
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*44 AH - Hors's endure the invasion, killing many cabbage while suffering few casualties; battles quiet down, though tensions between the two species do not.
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*101 AH - The Battle of New Hors City: Cabbages attack NHC, and set fire to most of the city; fighting escalates.
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*143 AH - The Cabbages watch the earth-show  "Rules Of Engagement" and vow that there would now be absolutley no mercy on their behalf.
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*153 AH - The Moonman Plaza Incedent: Hors's attack Moonman Plaza in South Cabbage City (a Cabbage-owned territory) based on intelligence reports that key Military Cabbage Officials would be there.  It was a trap devised by Brassica VIII.
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*168 AH - The CUNTs control most continental land on Earth, forcing combative Hors's to flee to Antarctica and several unmapped tropical islands.
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*173 AH - Hors's set up the Antarctic Secretive Station (ASS), and declare it their main base of operations; Hors forces and morale grow exponentially.
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*175 AH - With advances in Hors Technology, mass production of [http://horsewarzsecret.ytmnd.com/ Mr.ED] (Mechanized Rapid Equestrian Defender) units begins.  Cabbage, with no counter to these weapons, suffer major losses on Earth.
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*256 AH - As massive casualties on both sides from an epic, bloody war mount, [[Rainbow Stalin]] comes to earth with [http://rainbowstalin9.ytmnd.com/ sexy beats].  Memorized by the power of the beats, both Cabbage and Hors lay down their weapons in a new era of peace.
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[[Category:Fads]]
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And if you ask me how I'm feeling
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Don't tell me you're too blind to see
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
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Never gonna run around and desert you
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Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
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Never gonna run around and desert you
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Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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(Ooh give you up)
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(Ooh give you up)
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(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
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(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
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We've known each other for so long
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Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
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Inside we both know what's been going on
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We know the game and we're gonna play it
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
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Gotta make you understand

Revision as of 18:28, July 18, 2010

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand